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Local Cows Fight to Raise Wages and End Tipping

October 30, 2017 The Winooski 2

WOODSTOCK – Following the lead of other Vermont cow activists, Babs the cow of Woodstock, VT  is leading the charge in the fight to raise […]

Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways

October 27, 2017 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]

Londonderry Select Board Votes to Disband

October 20, 2017 The Winooski 0

LONDONDERRY – In a decision made seemingly out of spite, the Select Board in the southern Vermont town of Londonderry has voted to disband, rather […]

Woman Acquitted of Assaulting Guest Who Touched Her Thermostat

September 23, 2017 The Winooski 0

HALIFAX – A woman in southern Vermont was acquitted yesterday of assaulting a houseguest who turned up the thermostat to 70 degrees. Astrid Kyligt of […]

Rutland Releases More Raw Sewage Than Montpelier in 2017

August 29, 2017 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – For the first time since records were kept on the matter, Montpelier has not been the leading source of raw sewage in Vermont […]

Bennington Civil War Monuments Pulled Down in Attempt to Erase History

August 23, 2017 The Winooski 0

BENNINGTON – Several monuments commemorating civil war soldiers, including the Civil War Memorial outside of the Bennington museum, have been moved, stolen, or destroyed by […]

Vermonters Claim 2024 Eclipse Will Be Much Better Than This One

August 22, 2017 The Winooski 0

RANDOLPH – Perhaps a little green with envy in the Green Mountain state, Vermonters spent the day of the Great American Eclipse of 2017 looking forward […]

Londonderry Transfer Station to Start Accepting White Supremacists

August 19, 2017 The Winooski 1

LONDONDERRY – Big changes are coming to the Londonderry transfer station in southern Vermont. In addition to the controversial switch over from a cash system […]

Deerfield Valley Farmer’s Day Fair Turns 100 For the 67th Time

August 11, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILMINGTON – Residents of Deerfield Valley, which is most likely a mountain, have been slyly celebrating the 100th anniversary of the local Farmer’s Day Fair […]

State Business Leaders Unable to Tell Mountains From Valleys

August 4, 2017 The Winooski 1

LUDLOW – The Winooski “spotlight” team has uncovered a strange phenomenon happening throughout the state of Vermont. Many government and business leaders have begun to confuse […]

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