Local Cows Fight to Raise Wages and End Tipping
WOODSTOCK – Following the lead of other Vermont cow activists, Babs the cow of Woodstock, VT is leading the charge in the fight to raise […]
Southern Vermont
Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways
WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]
Londonderry Select Board Votes to Disband
LONDONDERRY – In a decision made seemingly out of spite, the Select Board in the southern Vermont town of Londonderry has voted to disband, rather […]
Woman Acquitted of Assaulting Guest Who Touched Her Thermostat
HALIFAX – A woman in southern Vermont was acquitted yesterday of assaulting a houseguest who turned up the thermostat to 70 degrees. Astrid Kyligt of […]
Rutland Releases More Raw Sewage Than Montpelier in 2017
RUTLAND – For the first time since records were kept on the matter, Montpelier has not been the leading source of raw sewage in Vermont […]
Bennington Civil War Monuments Pulled Down in Attempt to Erase History
BENNINGTON – Several monuments commemorating civil war soldiers, including the Civil War Memorial outside of the Bennington museum, have been moved, stolen, or destroyed by […]
Vermonters Claim 2024 Eclipse Will Be Much Better Than This One
RANDOLPH – Perhaps a little green with envy in the Green Mountain state, Vermonters spent the day of the Great American Eclipse of 2017 looking forward […]
Londonderry Transfer Station to Start Accepting White Supremacists
LONDONDERRY – Big changes are coming to the Londonderry transfer station in southern Vermont. In addition to the controversial switch over from a cash system […]
Deerfield Valley Farmer’s Day Fair Turns 100 For the 67th Time
WILMINGTON – Residents of Deerfield Valley, which is most likely a mountain, have been slyly celebrating the 100th anniversary of the local Farmer’s Day Fair […]
State Business Leaders Unable to Tell Mountains From Valleys
LUDLOW – The Winooski “spotlight” team has uncovered a strange phenomenon happening throughout the state of Vermont. Many government and business leaders have begun to confuse […]