Local Man Switches Out Winter Tires, Causes April Snowstorm
WHITINGHAM – A local man is apologizing to friends and neighbors today after setting off a snow storm in April. Dan Gnabbit, of Whitingham, went […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Schools to Abollish Speling
WEBSTERVILLE – The Education Department is considering removing Spelling from schooling requirements as computer Spell-Check has taken over error control. Rhea Moats, Director of Remote […]
Skiers Won’t Have to Hold It In
KILLINGTON – Vermont ski resorts are desperately seeking ways toto attract skiers notwithstanding the Governor’s strict COVID precautions. The common watch word these days is […]
Vermonters Concerned That 2021 is Eerily Similar to 2020
WINOOSKI – After having lived through several days of 2021, some Vermonters are expressing concerns that the year resembles 2020 more closely than they expected. […]
2020: A Quick Look Back at the Year No One Wants to Look Back At
Remember back in 2019? When we thought, “what a bad year we’ve had,” and couldn’t wait for 2020 to get started? What is it the […]
Thousands of Vermonters Now Apparently Working For the Gall-Danged Power Company
ESSEX – It has come to the attention of The Winooski staff that thousands upon thousands of Vermonters must have suddenly gotten jobs with the […]
State Explores Unifying All School Districts
MONTPELIER – After it was reported that Vermont is considering a unification of all of its state colleges last week, new information has come out […]
Satire Writers Struggle to Find Something To Write About That Isn’t the Pandemic
WINOOSKI – After many complaints (and a few messages of thanks) regarding their smaller output recently, writers of premiere local satire site The Winooski have […]
Lake Champlain Renamed After Complaints from Abenaki Natives
WINOOSKI – After protests by local Abenaki natives, both Vermont and New York have agreed to rename Lake Champlain, erasing the stain of white supremacy […]
Tourist Family Rescued After Being Trapped In Waterbury Roundabout For Three Days
WATERBURY – It was a scary seventy-two hours for the Wayfarer family of Harlan, Kentucky who recently followed their onboard G.P.S. system into the Waterbury […]