Vermont Moves One Step Closer to Replacing Christmas with “Economic Prosperity Day”
MONTPELIER – Now that the Vermont legislature has passed a bill changing Columbus Day to “Indigenous Peoples Day,” lawmakers are turning their gaze on another […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Sets Annual “Open Your Windows Day” for 2019
MONTPELIER – The Vermont Department of Health has set Friday, April 26th, as 2019’s annual “Open Your Windows Day.” Each year the state announces the […]
Grand Isle Road Paving Protest Spurs Counter-Protest
GRAND ISLE – Parizo Lane in Grand Isle has become a local political hotspot, after plans were announced to pave the private road last week. […]
New Study Shows Vermonters Hate Business, Love Taxes
CONCORD – The Ethan Allen Institute has compiled the results of three recent studies and released its own report, concluding that Vermonters love paying taxes […]
Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation
BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]
Vermont Moves to Rename Potholes as “Cannabis Holes”
MONTPELIER – Following a scathing news story by temporary actual news site The Winooski on Monday, the Vermont state legislature has taken up a bill […]
Audubon Vermont Releases Climate Change Plan for State Birds
In our new quest to bring you real news, which we have mostly given up on already, we did want to share this important update […]
Vermont Satire Site “The Winooski” Rebrands as Legitimate News Organization
WINOOSKI – For almost two years Vermonters have enjoyed the biting satire and silly humor of their premiere local satire site The Winooski, but starting […]
Vermont Farmers Fear For Their Lives After AI Becomes Sentient and Goes Rogue
NORTH FERRISBURGH – Local dairy farmers have had to flee their homes in fear after an artificial insemination machine gained sentience and began attempting to […]
New Data Shows People Who Spend All Their Money Have Less Money Remaining
WINOOSKI – In a stunning revelation that is changing everything about how Americans look at finance, a new study released last week has shown that […]