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Syrup & Cows #201 – 4/11/21 – Late For Class

April 11, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Satire to be Banned in Vermont?

April 8, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – A number of State Representatives have introduced legislation which would make satire illegal in the Green Mountain State. Representative Woody Forrest of Woodbury […]

Syrup & Cows #200 – 4/4/21 – Easter Card

April 5, 2021 The Winooski 0

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VT Air Guard Takes on New Mission to Defend State from Noisy Planes

April 3, 2021 The Winooski 6

Senator Patrick Leahy announced a new mission for the Vermont National Guard. “The Green Mountain Boys will be the premier unit for intervention whenever any […]

Syrup & Cows #199 – 3/28/21 – Spring Skiing

March 28, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Vermont Hopes to Decrease Unemployment by Reducing Work Hours

March 26, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Representative Millie Lennial, of Middlesex, has introduced a Bill H.2000, that would reduce the work week from forty to thirty-two hours for all […]

Syrup & Cows #198 – 3/21/21 – Scarecrow

March 21, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Syrup & Cows #197 – 3/14/21 – DST

March 14, 2021 The Winooski 0

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Chase Bank Removes Mural in Response to Complaints From Angry Racists

March 11, 2021 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A group of racist people have complained about an new ad on Church Street, claiming that the ad itself is racist, and definitely […]

Syrup & Cows #196 – 3/7/21 – New Ideas

March 7, 2021 The Winooski 1

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