Barre Police Promises to Work For Racial Justice By Killing More White People
BARRE – In response to the nationwide outrage and protests after the murder of George Floyd at the hands of police, the city of Barre, […]
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Standoff Enters 2nd Day as Two Barre Drivers Continue to Wave Each Other Through a Stop Sign
BARRE – Police are asking drivers to avoid the intersection of Hill St. and Liberty St. in Barre, as two cars have been attempting to […]
Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids
BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]
Citing Declining Readership Outside of Other Sections, Times-Argus Becomes Obituary-Only Newspaper
BARRE – The Barre-Montpelier Times-Argus has switched formats and will now publish only the obituary section of the newspaper. While other stories will appear on […]
Barre Used Car Dealership to Offer Moose-Proofing on Vehicles
BARRE – It is not uncommon to see a moose while driving down Vermont’s roads and highways, and it is also not uncommon to smash […]
Physicists Travel to Vermont to Study Law of Conservation of Holes
BARRE – A new scientific theory has physicists gathering in Barre, VT this week to study a phenomenon that has led to what many are […]
Barre Pothole Gains New Life as Lake Goldsbury
BARRE – A pothole of unusual size has grown large enough to be officially classified as a lake by the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. […]
Evangelical Christians Advocate for Mowing Down Jaywalkers
BARRE – Police have begun investigating a series of traffic near misses between vehicles and pedestrians that have been occurring over the past several weeks […]
Traffic in Barre Backed Up to Montpelier as Drivers Allow Pedestrians to Cross
BARRE – Traffic this morning has come to a complete standstill in Barre, with vehicles packed bumper-to-bumper all the way from Grakles antiques on Main […]