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Headless Horseman Rides Again, This Time For Charity

October 31, 2019 The Winooski 2

BENNINGTON – The Headless Horseman, or “The Hessian”, has been the stuff of nightmares for almost 200 years. But the Sleepy Hollow rider says his […]

Bennington Middle Schoolers in Search of Investors for Start-Up

January 31, 2019 The Winooski 0

BENNINGTON – A group of five 7th and 8th graders from Bennington, VT has created a GoFundMe campaign in hopes of raising $200 to finance […]

Mount Anthony Patriots Merge With Pine Ridge Coyotes to Become the Peyotes

February 3, 2018 The Winooski 0

BENNINGTON – Citing budget concerns and a steadily declining participation rate, Mount Anthony Union High School has decided to merge their football program with the […]

Bennington Civil War Monuments Pulled Down in Attempt to Erase History

August 23, 2017 The Winooski 0

BENNINGTON – Several monuments commemorating civil war soldiers, including the Civil War Memorial outside of the Bennington museum, have been moved, stolen, or destroyed by […]

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