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Rural Vermont Farmer Announces Bid For US Presidency

March 2, 2019 The Winooski 1

CHARLOTTE – It wasn’t a typical press conference, held in a barn at the end of a long dirt road dug deep with the frozen […]

Lone Nazi Wanders Charlotte After Misreading Alt-Right E-mail

August 14, 2017 The Winooski 5

CHARLOTTE – It was a lonely and confusing weekend for white supremacist Raymond Cyst. After misreading an e-mail sent out to his various alt-right hate […]

Couple Builds Solar Panel in Backyard, Ending Vermont Tourism

August 1, 2017 The Winooski 1

CHARLOTTE – A local couple living in Charlotte has completely ended tourism in the state of Vermont by adding a solar panel to their backyard. […]

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