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Vermont to House Nation’s Stockpile of Tofu

October 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

GROTON – In an event hearkening back to the days when the Dept. of Defense (DoD) was looking for a repository for nuclear waste, The […]

VT to Drop Poet Laureate in Favor of State Calliopist

June 10, 2019 The Winooski 3

GROTON – In a stunning move shocking the literary world, Vt. Senate President pro-tem Tim Ashe and House Leader Mitzi Johnson called an emergency session […]

Georgia Native Tired of Explaining to Vermonters That She is Not From Franklin County

November 11, 2017 The Winooski 4

GROTON – For Olivia Williams, every new social interaction begins with a bit of an explanation. The Atlanta-born social worker relocated to Groton, VT several […]

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