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Audubon Vermont Releases Climate Change Plan for State Birds

April 2, 2019 The Winooski 4

In our new quest to bring you real news, which we have mostly given up on already, we did want to share this important update […]

Vermonters Prepare to Shout at Their Neighbors For the First Time Since the Snow Started

March 4, 2019 The Winooski 0

HUNTINGTON – As Town Meeting Day approaches, residents all over the state of Vermont are gearing up to get cantankerous with their neighbors, many of […]

Flatlanders Complain About Influx of Wetlanders

February 11, 2019 The Winooski 1

HUNTINGTON – While the state prioritizes increasing Vermont’s stagnant and aging population, some residents are raising their voices against what some are calling “climate refugees.” […]

Camel’s Hump to Add Third Hump

June 26, 2017 The Winooski 7

HUNTINGTON – In a bid to increase tourism, popular Vermont mountain Camel’s Hump has announced this week that it will add a third hump. Currently […]

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