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NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline

October 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]

Jeffrey Epstein’s Top Client Dies in Mysterious Suicide Next Friday

August 12, 2019 The Winooski 0

NEW YORK CITY – In a shocking development, recently deceased prisoner Jeffrey Epstein’s former client, billionaire Les Wexler, has apparently committed suicide next Friday, despite […]

Local Couple Creates New Marital Aid

August 15, 2017 The Winooski 0

ESSEX, NY – A husband and wife team of veterinarians from nearby Mineville, used to working with large animals, have developed a revolutionary product for dealing […]

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