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Juvenile Detention Center Forced by Judge To Abandon Rehabilitation Techniques; Returns to Medieval Torture

October 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – After a particularly critical ruling by a judge this week, Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center will no longer be using force, isolation, or seclusion […]

Vermonters With Housing Subsidies Complain About Other Vermonters With Housing Subsidies

November 20, 2018 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – Several homeowners have filed a complaint with Vermont Governor Phil Scott, pushing for a reduction in aid to lower income residents who are […]

Separated-at-birth Twin Candidates Prompt Revote Demand

August 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – Voters have demanded a revote in the Rutland County Senate primary, saying that two of the gray-haired white men running for the office look […]

America Holds Last Independence Day Celebration Before Second Civil War

July 4, 2018 The Winooski 11

RUTLAND – Vermonters all across the state joined in with millions of Americans to celebrate the final birthday of what had been known as the […]

Kristin Kelly Holds First GMP Press Conference: “Tune in at 6:00 for the Full Story”

April 4, 2018 The Winooski 1

RUTLAND –  Reporters were confused today while attending a Green Mountain Power press conference called by newly announced Director of Communications Kristin Kelly.  The conference […]

Voters Concerned Local Ballots Do Not Reflect Their Individual Personalities

March 3, 2018 The Winooski 1

RUTLAND – Despite campaigns designed to increase voter turnout this Tuesday, officials are concerned that many Vermonters are not planning to vote in their local […]

Vexing Man Continues to Dress Weather-Inappropriately

February 7, 2018 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – A bothersome individual is upsetting neighbors and residents in Rutland again, as many reports have come in that this unidentified man insists on […]

Former VT GOP Head Dave Sunderland Revealed to Be a Bot

December 20, 2017 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – After a series of repeated tweets this past week, authorities have revealed that “Dave Sunderland,” former chair of the Vermont Republican Party, does […]

Rutland Releases More Raw Sewage Than Montpelier in 2017

August 29, 2017 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – For the first time since records were kept on the matter, Montpelier has not been the leading source of raw sewage in Vermont […]

State Business Leaders Unable to Tell Mountains From Valleys

August 4, 2017 The Winooski 1

LUDLOW – The Winooski “spotlight” team has uncovered a strange phenomenon happening throughout the state of Vermont. Many government and business leaders have begun to confuse […]

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