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Local Teddy Bears Fight For Their Right to Unionize After Factory Layoffs

February 24, 2020 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – Dozens of cute little teddy bears are marching in front of the Vermont Teddy Bear Company headquarters in Shelburne this morning, but they […]

Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Making Everything Smell Like Manure

October 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – When customers walk into La Ferme, owner Graham Nolla wants them to feel as though they are actually on a real farm. With […]

Plants-Rights Group Launches Campaign Against Weeding

June 19, 2019 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – A Shelburne-based, grass-roots political advocacy group called “Plants are People” has launched a new campaign to discourage Vermonters from weeding their gardens. The […]

As Milk Prices Remain Low, Vermont Farmers Switch From Cows to Goats

April 22, 2019 The Winooski 1

SHELBURNE – With the price of cow’s milk refusing to climb above lower-than-average levels, many Vermont farmers are now cutting costs by switching to goats. […]

Church Gives Out Free Marijuana at “Bake” Sale

July 3, 2018 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – Trinity Episcopal Church has hit upon a new fund raising plan that has seen them raise thousands of dollars in just one afternoon, […]

Coming to the Shelburne Museum: Spin Doctors & the Vermont Gregorian Chant Schola

June 12, 2018 Connor Batsimm 0

SHELBURNE – This July, the Shelburne Museum is hosting a combined performance from alternative rock group Guster and the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, the first in its […]

Sugarers Create “Maple Syrup for Women” that Isn’t Sticky

March 19, 2018 The Winooski 3

SHELBURNE – Seeking to expand their product to a new market, some Vermont sugarhouses have come up with a new formula for maple syrup that […]

Maple Vampires Begin Ancient Tree Blood Rituals in Preparation for Annual Harvest

February 24, 2018 The Winooski 4

SHELBURNE – In the old days they just used their teeth. Now, maple vampires are equipped with a wide array of technological tools to aid […]

Burlington Town Center Relocates to Shelburne Museum

July 20, 2017 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – As developers prepare for construction on the land between Church Street and Pine Street, cranes and trucks have been busily carting off the […]

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