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Protesters Leave Anti-Construction Signs on State Roads

December 6, 2017 The Winooski 1

WILLISTON – Vermont State Police are asking for information from the public after an anonymous group of protesters has installed signs opposing the state’s many […]

Businesses Worry Vermonters Won’t Be Able to Put Aside Gratitude on Black Friday

November 24, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILLISTON – As many Vermonters sat down to family dinners on Thursday and celebrated their abundance, some business owners were concerned that some of those […]

Vermonters Complain Apocalyptic Thor: Ragnarok is “Too Realistic”

November 4, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILLISTON – As Marvel Studios’ latest film races to the top of the box office this weekend, many local movie-goers are complaining that the film […]

Police Warn of Halloween Candy Laced With Dangerous Life-Saving Vaccines

October 25, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILLISTON – In another blow to the purity of that most simple of childhood pleasures, Vermont State Police are warning parents about the possibility of […]

Local Businesses Scramble After Halloween Moves to August 31

August 12, 2017 The Winooski 0

WILLISTON – Many businesses have been scrambling this week to get their Halloween displays out after the sudden announcement that the popular holiday has been […]

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