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Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits

March 20, 2020 The Winooski 0

WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]

State Will Fill Quechee Gorge With Nearby Mountain at Request of Flatlanders

March 23, 2019 The Winooski 4

WOODSTOCK – Vermont will flatten Suicide Six this fall and use the rocks and soil to fill the Quechee Gorge. “This multibillion dollar effort will […]

NASA Tests Out New Asteroid Rover on Vermont Roads

March 13, 2019 The Winooski 0

WOODSTOCK – With NASA’s OSIRIS-REx making a successful landing on asteroid Bennu in December, more missions are planned, including advanced rovers that will drive over […]

Festival For Expectant Mothers Cancelled After Passage of New Gun Laws

April 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

WOODSTOCK – A Vermont festival planned for August has cancelled its event and is currently looking for alternative venues in other states. “Baby Bump Stock” […]

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