Vermont Begins Using Popular Slang to Attract Young People
VERMONT – The state of Vermont, in a desperate attempt to attract young people to live and work within its borders, has begun spicing up […]
Month: June 2017
Traffic in Barre Backed Up to Montpelier as Drivers Allow Pedestrians to Cross
BARRE – Traffic this morning has come to a complete standstill in Barre, with vehicles packed bumper-to-bumper all the way from Grakles antiques on Main […]
Wilmington Shop Installs Sign that Smells Like Donuts
WILMINGTON – A controversial sign has been installed in front of the Dunkin’ Donuts currently under construction on East Main Street in Wilmington. After the […]
Vermont Institutes Travel Ban For Residents of Six States Known to Produce Terrorists
MONTPELIER – Gov. Phil Scott signed legislation late yesterday afternoon that would effectively ban residents of six states from entering Vermont. Gov. Scott denied that […]
Camel’s Hump to Add Third Hump
HUNTINGTON – In a bid to increase tourism, popular Vermont mountain Camel’s Hump has announced this week that it will add a third hump. Currently […]
Syrup & Cows #003 – 6/25/17
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
SURVEY: Many Vermonters Unable to Identify Satire
WINOOSKI – In an unscientific survey taken by extremely popular, successful, and good-looking media outlet The Winooski, it was revealed that a large number of Vermonters […]
Nonpartisan “Campaign For Vermont” Unites Both Republicans and Conservatives
BURLINGTON – It can be hard to reach across the aisle in today’s divided political climate, but that hasn’t stopped “Campaign For Vermont,” an advocacy […]
Phoenix Books Burns to the Ground, Is Immediately Rebuilt
BURLINGTON – Popular local book store Phoenix Books burned to the ground last night in what eyewitnesses call a “truly horrific fire.” The entire building […]
Local Bears Encourage Composting
WAITSFIELD – A group of Mad River Valley bears has come out in support of composting this week, encouraging local residents to collect as much […]