Lake Champlain Renamed After Complaints from Abenaki Natives
WINOOSKI – After protests by local Abenaki natives, both Vermont and New York have agreed to rename Lake Champlain, erasing the stain of white supremacy […]
Vermont Life
Tourist Family Rescued After Being Trapped In Waterbury Roundabout For Three Days
WATERBURY – It was a scary seventy-two hours for the Wayfarer family of Harlan, Kentucky who recently followed their onboard G.P.S. system into the Waterbury […]
Local School Boards Promise to Have Re-Opening Plans in Place By Christmas
WAITSFIELD – The Harwood Unified Union School District had spent months working on a re-opening plan for the fall. Vetted by teachers, parents, and community […]
Scarf Industry Braces For Rough Season After Learning Cloth Cuts Off Oxygen to Face
JOHNSON – Scarf makers in Vermont, as well as some ski supply retailers, are bracing for what looks to be a devastating economic downtown after […]
New Local News Site Aims to Create Confusion by Naming Itself After Popular Local Satire Site
WINOOSKI – In an apparent attempt to sow confusion and discord, a group of college students has started an actual news site, named after popular […]
VTRANS Gives Okay to Graffiti Artists
MONTPELIER – Vermont Transportation (VTRANS) official Graff Vitti says there is no problem with painting signs and pictures on bridges and street signs as long […]
Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One
RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]
Local Satire Site Tries to Distance Itself From Recent Covid Outbreak
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski released a statement this week, attempting to assure its readers that there was absolutely no connection […]
Barre Police Promises to Work For Racial Justice By Killing More White People
BARRE – In response to the nationwide outrage and protests after the murder of George Floyd at the hands of police, the city of Barre, […]
Vermonters Begin to Reintegrate Into Society
WINOOSKI – As retail establishments begin to open up this week, many Vermonters are zipping up their enormous protective bubbles and heading back to work. […]