New CRISPR Tattoos Let You Tattoo Your Entire Bloodline
MARSHFIELD – A new bio lab/tattoo parlor in central Vermont is now offering people the chance to throw some ink onto their DNA. The expensive […]
Vermont Life
Confused Schools Celebrate “Indigenous Columbus Day”
JERICHO – Teachers in the Mount Mansfield Unified Union School District are discovering some confusion around the materials they received for their special October 14 […]
Vermonters React to Vermonters Reacting to the President
MAIDSTONE – Our top story today is the reactions that Vermonters are having to the reactions that their elected officials are having to whatever antics […]
Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids
BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]
Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]
Vermont Man Accidentally Writes Civil Comment Online
GUILFORD – The internet was shocked this week when a Vermont man composed a polite and civil response to an article online with which he […]
Lack of Funding Causes the State’s Public Servants to Replace Assistance With Inspirational Quotes
ST. ALBANS – The Community Action office in St. Albans is a place where those in need can go for food, fuel assistance, homelessness prevention […]
Short-Staffed VT Restaurants Offering New Ways For Diners to Pay For Meals
WATERBURY – With the state’s unemployment rate at dangerously low numbers, many Vermont restaurants are finding it difficult to find enough employees to stay open. […]
Satire Site Searches For Leak After Confidential Ideas Are Used By White House
WINOOSKI – Local satire website The Winooski is interviewing employees after several sensitive documents were seemingly leaked from private company servers. The documents contained many […]
Local Climate Denier Breaks Down and Joins Climate Strike After Sweating a Little
BURLINGTON – Jacob Toose has always scoffed at the notion that the planet is warming at a dangerous level, despite 100% confirmation from all scientists […]