Vermont Bans Single-Use Plastic Pumpkins
MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the state of Vermont has made another big move prohibiting the […]
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Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]
Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom
MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]
Vermont, Wisconsin Governors Embark on National Campaign to Promote Lactose Tolerance
MADISON, WI – Although no longer governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker’s legacy will live on through a program he secretly developed with Vermont Governor Phil […]
Montpelier Police Detain “Armed” Man
MONTPELIER – In the wake of the Capitol Complex in Montpelier experiencing a lockdown because an “armed man” was seen entering a State Building, local […]
Citing Declining Readership Outside of Other Sections, Times-Argus Becomes Obituary-Only Newspaper
BARRE – The Barre-Montpelier Times-Argus has switched formats and will now publish only the obituary section of the newspaper. While other stories will appear on […]
Citing Success of Banning Cellphones While Driving, Vermont Bans Cellphones
MONTPELIER – Travelers entering the state of Vermont will no longer be able to retain their mobile devices thanks to a new law passed this […]
VT Legislators Decriminalize Embezzlement
MONTPELIER – Citing the rampant and common use of the practice, Vermont legislators have moved to decriminalize embezzlement, dropping the penalties from time in prison […]
Governor Names Trey Anastasio as Incoming Phish & Wildlife Commissioner
MONTPELIER – Governor Phil Scott announced today that he will appoint musician Trey Anastasio to replace retiring Phish and Wildlife Commissioner Nectar Rorris when Rorris […]
Vermont Psychological Association Endorses President Trump’s Reelection Bid
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s leading group of psychologists, the Vermont Psychological Association (VPA), has endorsed Donald Trump for a second presidential term, citing the sharp rise […]