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Patriots Storm Vermont Capitol to Thank Governor for Hard Work and Dedication

January 7, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – The State House in Montpelier, VT was overrun yesterday with angry patriots, furious that not enough has been done to thank Governor Phil […]

Governor Issues New Guidelines on Out-of-State Visitors From North Pole Region

December 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott released new guidelines Monday morning that impose some, but not all, of the state’s restrictions on visitors from the […]

State Explores Unifying All School Districts

December 11, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – After it was reported that Vermont is considering a unification of all of its state colleges last week, new information has come out […]

Vermont Principals Association Eliminates All History in Vermont Schools

September 24, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Responding to complaints that history is biased and disrespectful, the dominating group of educational intellectuals in Vermont has ruled that all history has […]

No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?

July 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]

Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out

July 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]

Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious

July 7, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]

VTRANS Gives Okay to Graffiti Artists

July 3, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Transportation (VTRANS) official Graff Vitti says there is no problem with painting signs and pictures on bridges and street signs as long […]

State Police To Be Equipped With Body Camcorders

June 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Amid complaints about cloud storage costs for law enforcement body cameras, State Police spokesperson Red Lighter announced that a more economical solution has […]

Vermonters Accidentally Paint “Black Levis Matter” in Front of State House

June 12, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermonters intending to support the “Black Lives Matter” movement have mistakenly painted the words “Black Levis Matter” on State Street […]

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