Vermont Principals Association Eliminates All History in Vermont Schools
MONTPELIER – Responding to complaints that history is biased and disrespectful, the dominating group of educational intellectuals in Vermont has ruled that all history has […]
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No Gubernatorial Debates in Vermont?
MONTPELIER – A spokesperson for Governor Phil Scott says that any suggestion of a gubernatorial debate will be discarded. Czeh B’Allot, Scott’s Isle LaMotte organizer, […]
Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]
Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious
MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]
VTRANS Gives Okay to Graffiti Artists
MONTPELIER – Vermont Transportation (VTRANS) official Graff Vitti says there is no problem with painting signs and pictures on bridges and street signs as long […]
State Police To Be Equipped With Body Camcorders
MONTPELIER – Amid complaints about cloud storage costs for law enforcement body cameras, State Police spokesperson Red Lighter announced that a more economical solution has […]
Vermonters Accidentally Paint “Black Levis Matter” in Front of State House
MONTPELIER – A group of Vermonters intending to support the “Black Lives Matter” movement have mistakenly painted the words “Black Levis Matter” on State Street […]
VT Amends Proposed Voter ID Law, Changes “Polls” to “Restaurants”
MONTPELIER – A proposed voter ID law that would have required Vermonters to show identification before casting a ballot has passed almost unanimously, with one […]
Scott Reveals Campaign Slogan: “He’s Not a Total Idiot”
MONTPELIER – In 2016, Vermont Gov. Phil Scott rode a wave a national sentiment that found Republican males preferable to any female candidate, no matter […]
Vermont Legislature Rations Constituent Call-Ins
MONTPELIER – In the wake of retail stores rationing amounts of toilet paper, meat products and other necessities, the Vermont Senate and House have voted […]