US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]
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South Canada Hoping to Attract Magnetic North to Its Capitol
SOUTH CANADA – With the news that magnetic north is moving quickly away from its former home near the geographic North Pole, some are watching, […]
South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ
SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]
South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump
SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]
BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]
South Canada Has Strong Concerns About Proposed U.S. Dirt Legislation
South Canada – A bipartisan coalition of U.S. governors have the small nation of South Canada concerned after recently announcing new measures that would regulate […]
South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving
SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]
Caravan of South Canadians Headed to US Border
SOUTH CANADA – President Trump is reportedly considering sending up to 40,000 soldiers to the US-South Canadian Border after a Caravan was seen heading towards […]
South Canada in Need of Doctors After Switching to “Zero Payer” Health Care System
SOUTH CANADA – If you live in the tiny country of South Canada and are in need of medical attention, there is good news and […]