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Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance

July 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]

South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps

June 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]

South Canadian President Challenges Donald Trump to a Fight in the UFC Octagon

June 15, 2019 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – In a tweet that most initially assumed was a joke, President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard of South Canada has challenged US President Donald […]

South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race

April 26, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]

US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”

April 11, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]

South Canada Hoping to Attract Magnetic North to Its Capitol

February 12, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With the news that magnetic north is moving quickly away from its former home near the geographic North Pole, some are watching, […]

South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ

February 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]

Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall

January 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]

South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump

December 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]

BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights

December 7, 2018 Elizabeth Allen 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]

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