South Canada Considers Closing Its Borders
SOUTH CANADA – South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard announced this morning that she is considering closing the borders of the tiny country to foreign […]
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Governor Offers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle $10,000 Each to Move to Vermont
MONTPELIER – The prize money for moving Vermont has gone down to only $7500, but that didn’t stop Governor Phil Scott from offering $10,000 each […]
Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance
SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]
South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps
TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]
South Canadian President Challenges Donald Trump to a Fight in the UFC Octagon
SOUTH CANADA – In a tweet that most initially assumed was a joke, President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard of South Canada has challenged US President Donald […]
South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race
SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]
US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]
South Canada Hoping to Attract Magnetic North to Its Capitol
SOUTH CANADA – With the news that magnetic north is moving quickly away from its former home near the geographic North Pole, some are watching, […]
South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ
SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]