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Latest News from Inside the South Canada Autonomous Zone

June 18, 2020 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – Several days ago a group of South Canadian citizens broke off from the tiny country that was once the town of Richford, […]

South Canadian Military Apprehends Bank Robbers

May 26, 2020 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – After a daring heist that saw almost $80,000 US in South Canadian money being taken from a local bank, the government of […]

South Canada Considers Closing Its Borders

March 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – South Canadian President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard announced this morning that she is considering closing the borders of the tiny country to foreign […]

Governor Offers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle $10,000 Each to Move to Vermont

January 14, 2020 The Winooski 2

MONTPELIER – The prize money for moving Vermont has gone down to only $7500, but that didn’t stop Governor Phil Scott from offering $10,000 each […]

Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance

July 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]

South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps

June 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]

South Canadian President Challenges Donald Trump to a Fight in the UFC Octagon

June 15, 2019 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – In a tweet that most initially assumed was a joke, President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard of South Canada has challenged US President Donald […]

South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race

April 26, 2019 The Winooski 2

SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]

US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”

April 11, 2019 The Winooski 3

SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]

South Canada Hoping to Attract Magnetic North to Its Capitol

February 12, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – With the news that magnetic north is moving quickly away from its former home near the geographic North Pole, some are watching, […]

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