Boris Johnson Reaches Out to South Canada in Attempt to Form New “EU-Like” Alliance
SOUTH CANADA – With his election now official, incoming British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is beginning to make diplomatic overtures to other nations in an […]
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South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps
TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]
South Canadian President Challenges Donald Trump to a Fight in the UFC Octagon
SOUTH CANADA – In a tweet that most initially assumed was a joke, President Charlene “Skunk” Bedard of South Canada has challenged US President Donald […]
South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race
SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]
US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]
South Canada Hoping to Attract Magnetic North to Its Capitol
SOUTH CANADA – With the news that magnetic north is moving quickly away from its former home near the geographic North Pole, some are watching, […]
South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ
SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]
South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump
SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]
BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]