4th Grader With Magic Lamp Claims No Responsibility for Schools Shutting Down
MIDDLETOWN SPRINGS – After Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all schools in the state shuttered for the remainder of the school year, many in the […]
Southern Vermont
Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits
WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]
National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus
WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]
Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus
GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]
Residents Unaffected By New Dummerston Highway Sign
DUMMERSTON – Dummerston, VT was approved by state highway officials this month for new signs to be placed along the highway. The new signage would […]
Racy Photos Released Online of Uncovered Bridges
QUECHEE – Several Vermont bridges are concerned this week that their privacy may be violated after racy photos were released online anonymously this week depicting […]
Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”
WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]
Headless Horseman Rides Again, This Time For Charity
BENNINGTON – The Headless Horseman, or “The Hessian”, has been the stuff of nightmares for almost 200 years. But the Sleepy Hollow rider says his […]
Juvenile Detention Center Forced by Judge To Abandon Rehabilitation Techniques; Returns to Medieval Torture
RUTLAND – After a particularly critical ruling by a judge this week, Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center will no longer be using force, isolation, or seclusion […]
100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers
ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]