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Barbershops and Hair Salons Proposed as Vaccination Sites

February 22, 2021 The Winooski 0

CUTTINGSVILLE – Vermonters may find it easier to have their hair trimmed and be vaccinated under a proposal submitted by Representative Buzz Cutts, of Cuttingsville. […]

Vermont Legislator Charged with “Zooming” While Driving

January 29, 2021 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – State Representative Kamara Pixel, a Progressive Liberal from Glastonbury District 6-4, says she will fight a traffic citation issued to her last week […]

2.6 Million Leaf-Peepers Refuse to Leave Vermont

October 31, 2020 The Winooski 0

QUECHEE – “It is like a Stephen King Novel,” relates Mary Crowder, of the Quechee Gorge Rental Center and Tourist Assistance Bureau. Crowder was referring […]

Vermont to House Nation’s Stockpile of Tofu

October 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

GROTON – In an event hearkening back to the days when the Dept. of Defense (DoD) was looking for a repository for nuclear waste, The […]

Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One

June 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]

Wilmington Man Running For Governor on Platform of Making Kiddie Cones Small Again

June 4, 2020 The Winooski 0

NEWFANE – Brian Frees never thought he’d be running for governor, but with his campaign up and running he now says it’s the only way […]

Government Asks For Help in Completing Game of Jumanji Accidentally Started Over Winter Break

April 28, 2020 The Winooski 0

PAWLET – Gov. Scott has called on the residents of Vermont to help in completing a game of Jumanji started by a brother and sister […]

4th Grader With Magic Lamp Claims No Responsibility for Schools Shutting Down

March 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

MIDDLETOWN SPRINGS – After Vermont Governor Phil Scott ordered all schools in the state shuttered for the remainder of the school year, many in the […]

Woodstock Bans COVID-19 Within Town Limits

March 20, 2020 The Winooski 0

WOODSTOCK – Woodstock has become the first Vermont community to ban COVID-19 by ordinance. Woodstock Town Manger Rocky Feller made the announcement following a Skype […]

National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus

March 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]

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