BREAKING: VT Government Testing New Teleporter on Unsuspecting Vehicles
BURLINGTON – Burlington resident Minny Driver is fed up with road work on her home street. “I’ve had to get the undercarriage of my Mini […]
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Classical Music Purist Vigilantes Steal Modern Equipment From Chamber Music Festival
COLCHESTER – The police are currently on the lookout for members of a vigilante music group calling themselves “Da Capo,” believing them to be responsible […]
Burlington Moves to Simpler, Faster 10 Step/5 year Permitting Process
BURLINGTON – Responding to complaints from residents regarding the length and environmental impact of the permitting process, the Burlington City Council has approved a new […]
Burlington Announces New Plans for Community’s Favorite Large Downtown Pit
BURLINGTON – On July 19, 2019 Brookfield Properties announced another delay for the long postponed CityPlace. The hole in the ground in downtown Burlington would […]
F-35 Protesters Mistakenly Send Out Ad For Festival Of Fools Event
BURLINGTON – In a confusing bit of wire crossing, the organizers for the latest protest against the destructively loud F-35 jets have mistakenly sent out […]
Political Activist Fights Trump’s Bigotry by Only Supporting Straight White Male Alternatives
BURLINGTON — Ahead of the second round of Democratic debates, Burlington resident Kevin Beverly cited the president’s blatant racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia as his […]
Burlington Introduces First Gated Community For Cars
BURLINGTON – Snowbirds and any others who have ventured forth to Florida and the American suburbs are aware of gated communities. They indeed have a […]
South Burlington Hires Out Financial Oversight to NY Firm Bialystock & Bloom
South Burlington – After multiple inquiries regarding their increased use of “tax increment financing” the South Burlington City Council has admitted to hiring external contractors […]
Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Going Bankrupt
BURLINGTON – New local favorite “The Greenhouse,” a farm-to-table restaurant on Cherry St. that has been serving Burlington diners for just over three months, has […]
Maple Creemee Lovers Are the Fastest Growing Religious Demographic in the State
BURLINGTON – New figures from Vermont’s Religious Data, Demographics, and Statistics Survey confirm what many Creemeelites have said for years, Maple Creemee consumers are the […]