VT Air Guard Takes on New Mission to Defend State from Noisy Planes
Senator Patrick Leahy announced a new mission for the Vermont National Guard. “The Green Mountain Boys will be the premier unit for intervention whenever any […]
Burlington
Chase Bank Removes Mural in Response to Complaints From Angry Racists
BURLINGTON – A group of racist people have complained about an new ad on Church Street, claiming that the ad itself is racist, and definitely […]
Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski
BURLINGTON – The three leading candidates in Burlington’s mayoral race sat down virtually for a bonus debate hosted by Vermont’s leading satire site, The Winooski […]
Burlington to Consider Ban or Tax on Fireplaces in the Wake of a Changeover to All Electric Heating
BURLINGTON – Forget about burning that Yule Log, if Burlington City Councilor Pott Ashe has his way. Ashe plans to introduce a Charter Change, concurrent […]
Vermont Bartenders Get Creative with Pandemic Drinks
BURLINGTON – Creative mixologists have created such alcoholic treats as “The COVID Closure”, “Pandemic Beater”, “ Nasal Tester”, “Runny Noser” and “Masked Martini” in the […]
Burlington Combats Police Violence With Police Violins
BURLINGTON – Think of a police quartet singing “Moonlight In Vermont” on Church Street on a Friday evening. The Burlington Police Commission has adopted a […]
Burlington Mayor Too Late to Join Battery Park Protestors
In a “Dear Organizers” letter to protest organizers, dated September 4, Mayor Weinberger announced his support for black lives. A mayor’s office insider told this […]
College Students Struggle Romantically During Pandemic
BURLINGTON – Colleges across America are experiencing a significant reduction in opportunities for the traditional intermingling of the various genders. Dances called off; mixers postponed […]
Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington
BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]
Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks
BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]