Anthropologist Reveals Vermonters Have Over 50 Words For Snow
BURLINGTON – A new paper published this week by the University of Vermont alleges that natives to the state of Vermont have more than fifty […]
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HOPE Works Board Replaces Entire Staff With BHS Guidance Department
BURLINGTON – After a dramatic mass resignation at HOPE Works sexual assault support center, the board of the organization has swooped in to fill the […]
Burlington CityPlace Construction Back On After Developer Buys All Trees in City
BURLINGTON – Developer Don Sinex was reading the New York Times this week when a lightbulb went off. He was inspired by an article discussing […]
Top VT Educators Advocate for Consent-based Guidance Counseling
MONTPELIER – In the wake of allegations of misconduct against the former guidance director of Burlington High School, the state’s top overseer of learning, Ed […]
Elves Find Seasonal Employment at the Airport After Layoffs at the North Pole
BURLINGTON – If you’re flying with Delta this holiday season, you’re likely to encounter some of their newest employees at the airline’s “Elf Service Check-In” […]
Burlington Officials Accused of Using Illegal Billboards to Mask Beauty of Hideous Construction Site
BURLINGTON – As if Burlington’s beleaguered CityPlace weren’t plagued by having nothing to show for itself but a giant hole, the development is now being challenged […]
Burlington to Replace All Trees With Sunshades By 2020
BURLINGTON – Advocates for the development of City Hall Park are eager to begin tree cutting in the spring of 2019, but opponents of the […]
Alpine Shop Unable to Open For Business As Employees Embrace Slogan
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The owners of The Alpine Shop, located on Williston Road in South Burlington, have had to close their doors after every one […]
Burlington Approves Commercial Buildings as Residences in Attempt to Increase Housing
BURLINGTON – After 20 years of dwelling at the Aubuchon’s in South Burlington, Kant Reed is excited to move back to downtown Burlington to dwell in […]
Vermont Air Guard Now Tasked With Retrieving Tony Stark
SOUTH BURLINGTON – News leaked this week that American hero Tony Stark has been stranded in space after a catastrophic mission failure, leading to a […]