Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington
BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]
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Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks
BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]
UVM Places Cardboard Cutouts of Students in Classrooms
BURLINGTON – As those watching baseball know, life-sized cardboard cutouts of pictures of fans sitting in the stands is all the rage. Now, with socially […]
Masks and the Alfred E. Neuman Effect
BURLINGTON – The effect of wearing masks is already beginning to manifest in children born in China. OBGYNs expect the phenomenon to show up in […]
F-35s and BlackHawks Buzz UVM Green
BURLINGTON – A Friday, August 14 press conference organized by Burlington City Councilors turned into a melee after President Trump ordered a military response to […]
Burlington City Center Wasteland To Become Massive Flower Garden
BURLINGTON – With the popular cheese plan failing to fully coagulate, acting Burlington City Horticulturalist Rose Dahlia has engineered a plan to plant massive amounts […]
Burlington City Council Considering Proposal to Mold the Biggest Block of VT Cheddar Ever
BURLINGTON – With the confirmation that CityPlace is never, and was never, going to be built, Burlington City Council is fielding new proposals for use […]
UVM Announces “Pandemic Strong” Re-Opening Plan
BURLINGTON – Today in a joint press conference with Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger and UVM President Suresh Garimella, the city and UVM announced a new […]
Are College Roommates a Thing of the Past? The Burlington Housing Situation Gets Inexplicably Worse
BURLINGTON – As Vermont colleges continue to struggle with how and whether to open in the Fall, Burlington’s two schools, Champlain College and the University […]
Burlington Defunds Police Department, Entire Force Hired By State
BURLINGTON – In a move led by Burlington City Council Member Liberta Terrian, all funding for the B.P.D. was eliminated at last night’s Zoom Council […]