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Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington

September 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]

Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks

September 10, 2020 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]

UVM Places Cardboard Cutouts of Students in Classrooms

August 28, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As those watching baseball know, life-sized cardboard cutouts of pictures of fans sitting in the stands is all the rage. Now, with socially […]

Masks and the Alfred E. Neuman Effect

August 22, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – The effect of wearing masks is already beginning to manifest in children born in China. OBGYNs expect the phenomenon to show up in […]

F-35s and BlackHawks Buzz UVM Green

August 17, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A Friday, August 14 press conference organized by Burlington City Councilors turned into a melee after President Trump ordered a military response to […]

Burlington City Center Wasteland To Become Massive Flower Garden

August 4, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – With the popular cheese plan failing to fully coagulate, acting Burlington City Horticulturalist Rose Dahlia has engineered a plan to plant massive amounts […]

Burlington City Council Considering Proposal to Mold the Biggest Block of VT Cheddar Ever

July 28, 2020 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – With the confirmation that CityPlace is never, and was never, going to be built, Burlington City Council is fielding new proposals for use […]

UVM Announces “Pandemic Strong” Re-Opening Plan

July 20, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Today in a joint press conference with Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger and UVM President Suresh Garimella, the city and UVM announced a new […]

Are College Roommates a Thing of the Past? The Burlington Housing Situation Gets Inexplicably Worse

June 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As Vermont colleges continue to struggle with how and whether to open in the Fall, Burlington’s two schools, Champlain College and the University […]

Burlington Defunds Police Department, Entire Force Hired By State

June 8, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a move led by Burlington City Council Member Liberta Terrian, all funding for the B.P.D. was eliminated at last night’s Zoom Council […]

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