Top VT Educators Advocate for Consent-based Guidance Counseling
MONTPELIER – In the wake of allegations of misconduct against the former guidance director of Burlington High School, the state’s top overseer of learning, Ed […]
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Elves Find Seasonal Employment at the Airport After Layoffs at the North Pole
BURLINGTON – If you’re flying with Delta this holiday season, you’re likely to encounter some of their newest employees at the airline’s “Elf Service Check-In” […]
Burlington Officials Accused of Using Illegal Billboards to Mask Beauty of Hideous Construction Site
BURLINGTON – As if Burlington’s beleaguered CityPlace weren’t plagued by having nothing to show for itself but a giant hole, the development is now being challenged […]
Burlington to Replace All Trees With Sunshades By 2020
BURLINGTON – Advocates for the development of City Hall Park are eager to begin tree cutting in the spring of 2019, but opponents of the […]
Alpine Shop Unable to Open For Business As Employees Embrace Slogan
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The owners of The Alpine Shop, located on Williston Road in South Burlington, have had to close their doors after every one […]
Burlington Approves Commercial Buildings as Residences in Attempt to Increase Housing
BURLINGTON – After 20 years of dwelling at the Aubuchon’s in South Burlington, Kant Reed is excited to move back to downtown Burlington to dwell in […]
Vermont Air Guard Now Tasked With Retrieving Tony Stark
SOUTH BURLINGTON – News leaked this week that American hero Tony Stark has been stranded in space after a catastrophic mission failure, leading to a […]
Vermont Sets Early Record For Number of Days of Complaining About Snow
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The National Weather Service branch located at the Burlington Intranational Airport has released data for the month of November showing a record number […]
BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]
BTV Changes Name to “Burlington Intranational Airport”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the loss of its only international flight, the Burlington International Airport, located in South Burlington, is being forced to change its […]