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NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline

October 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]

Burlington To Assess Property Taxes on Church Street’s Engraved Bricks

October 16, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In an effort to increase revenue without having to build more property, the city of Burlington has decided to begin assessing property taxes […]

Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving

October 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]

Dealer.com Receptionist Tired of Explaining That They Are Not That Kind of Dealer

October 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Most people in the state know Dealer.com for its innovative automotive web designs and high-profile business footprint in the tech industry. But according […]

Blocked Artery Causes Campaign Woes For Vermont Politician

October 3, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite strong support from his base, a blocked artery is leading many to question the electability of one Vermont politician this week. After […]

New App By VT Company Aims to Solve Social Isolation by Destroying Your Phone

October 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – A new start-up tech company based in Winooski is hoping to solve Americans’ growing social isolation and anxiety with a new app that […]

Bernie Sanders Narrows Down Possible VP Picks to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Guy Fieri

September 30, 2019 The Winooski 2

BURLINGTON – Vermont’s very own political celebrity Bernie Sanders brought two more big names to the state this month as he held meetings to narrow […]

6 in UVM Egyptology Department Convicted of Plotting Pyramid Scheme

September 26, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Six professors in the University of Vermont Egyptology department have been convicted of duping students out of cash using a pyramid scheme. A […]

Burlington Birdwatchers Discover Rare Silver-Crested Walkcrosser

September 23, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – A group of birdwatchers in Burlington discovered a previously unknown type of metallic bird this week after using sensitive listening devices to track […]

Local Climate Denier Breaks Down and Joins Climate Strike After Sweating a Little

September 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Jacob Toose has always scoffed at the notion that the planet is warming at a dangerous level, despite 100% confirmation from all scientists […]

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  • OBITUARY: Cameron “Cam” N. Zintz (1941-2019) December 11, 2019
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  • Syrup & Cows #131 – 12/8/19 – The Future December 8, 2019
  • Republicans Cut School Lunch For Baby Yoda December 7, 2019

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