Burlington Police to Receive Training on Yoga-Related Incidents
BURLINGTON – After the infamous City Market yoga riots of 2019, Burlington Chief of Police Brandon Del Pozo has pledged to train his officers on […]
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Skip Vallee Appeals Gas Station Ruling, Challenges Costco to Trial By Combat
COLCHESTER – In yet another setback for local gas station overlord Skip Vallee, Vermont courts have ruled in favor of allowing Costco to open the […]
All Burlington Streets to Go “Green” by May 1st
“I am absolutely thrilled!” Mayor Miro Weinberger could not contain his excitement over the recent decision of Burlington’s newly elected City Council. With five Progressives […]
A Sheepish Bernie Sanders Attempts to Return His Tax Refund to the US Government
BURLINGTON – Reports have come in that US Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has received a larger than usual tax refund and is attempting […]
Riot Breaks Out at City Market During Yoga Rush Hour
BURLINGTON – Burlington police were called to the scene of a massive riot that broke out at City Market’s downtown location yesterday when a case […]
Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation
BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]
Traffic Cones on Church Street Anger Burlington Residents
BURLINGTON – The Committee to Protest the Sky is Blue (CPSB) has started a full-on campaign to stop the proposal to place two orange traffic […]
Developer Abandons Burlington CityPlace, Plans Underwater “LakePlace” Complex
BURLINGTON – After years of planning, false starts, public opposition, and loss of financing, developer Don Sinex has confirmed his intention to abandon Burlington’s CityPlace […]
Burlington Passes Resolution Condemning Canada For Not Exporting as Much Marijuana as Mexico
BURLINGTON – Much praise was heaped on Burlington, VT’s police force last week at a town hall meeting to address the opioid crisis. With fewer […]
Under Pressure From the State, UVM Medical Center Finally Admits Numbers and Prices are Imaginary Concepts
BURLINGTON – Facing intense scrutiny from the state legislature following the discussion around bill S.31, the University of Vermont Medical Center has admitted that, were […]