Burlington, UVM Battle COVID-19 By Offering Free Weed to Returning Students
BURLINGTON – In an effort to stem the spread of the coronavirus, the University of Vermont and the administration of Burlington Mayor Miro Weinburger are […]
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Burlington Opens Beaches, Requires Full PPE Suits
BURLINGTON – In a first in the Nation move, Burlington Parks & Recreation Inspector General MiMi McGarrett states, “We have mandated full body PPE in […]
UVM Announces Fall Pandemic Response
BURLINGTON – Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, today The University of Vermont’s president, Suresh Garimella, announced severe austerity measures that shocked the Burlington community. “The […]
Burlington City Council to Host Book Burning in Front of Controversial Mural
BURLINGTON – The Burlington City Council voted last night to burn most of the books in the Fletcher Free Library in a large bonfire that […]
Dating Sites Add New Categories as Social Restrictions Begin to Lift
BURLINGTON – Speed dating events, and other singles’ mingles have been put on hold during the “stay home – stay safe” era, but after yesterday’s […]
New UVM Study Shows F-35 Noise Can Be Harvested to Kill Coronavirus
WINOOSKI – UVM announced today that mechanical engineering Professor Carina Firus submitted a paper for peer review and publication in Virology with results of supercomputer […]
Vermonters Heading to Georgia For Haircuts, Tattoos
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The GET ME OUT OF HERE Travel Agency has arranged a charter from Burlington International Airport nonstop to Hartsfield International Airport in […]
Air Force Eliminates F-35 Complaints By Renaming Planes
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After hearing hundreds of complaints from Burlington area residents over the F-35s being stationed at the Air Guard Base, Air Force Chief […]
The State of the City of Burlington 2025
BURLINGTON – Yesterday, Mayor Sanders issued an upbeat report on the state of the city. After five years the Great Pandemic seems to be over. […]
Cases of Internet Hypnosis Soar in Vermont
BURLINGTON – Thousands of homebound Vermonters are complaining of sore eyes, lack of rest and frustration with internet postings like this one. The director of […]