Nancy Pelosi Cancels Barron Trump’s Birthday Party in March
WASHINGTON DC – In a move presumed to be retaliation for the cancellation of her scheduled trip to Afghanistan to support US troops abroad, US […]
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Government Shutdown Has High Approval Rate Among Foreign Operatives
A new study released this week shows that the current government shutdown has an approval rating of over 90% among current foreign operatives. Nearly one […]
$50,000 Raised in Annual Walk For Stupidity
VERGENNES – Hundreds of people gathered in Vergennes this past weekend for the third annual Walk For Stupidity as participants collected pledges in an effort […]
Local Children Who Had Refused to Play Outside Due to Cold, Now Refusing to Come Inside
UNDERHILL – In a stunning turnaround, a number of local children who had spent a good deal of time on the record as opposing outdoor […]
Vermont Now Offering $10,000 to Elderly Women Willing to Have Children
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is on record as offering $10,000 to entrepreneurs from out of state who will move to work and live […]
Syrup & Cows #084 – 1/13/18 – The American Dream
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State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams
WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]
Gov. Scott Announces New Plan to Create Artificial Taxpayers
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott was sworn in to a second term in office yesterday alongside a number of other elected officials. The governor […]
Anthropologist Reveals Vermonters Have Over 50 Words For Snow
BURLINGTON – A new paper published this week by the University of Vermont alleges that natives to the state of Vermont have more than fifty […]
VT Hits Back Against New USDA Labels for GMO Foods
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has something to say about the USDA’s new packaging labels for foods containing genetically modified ingredients. The updated branding […]