Vermont Fakes Higher COVID Numbers to Keep Flatlanders Out
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott admitted early Monday morning that he had tried to falsify the state’s coronavirus numbers in an attempt to keep […]
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Syrup & Cows #162 – 7/12/20 – Buffet
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Vermont Agency of Education Memos Reaffirm Their Commitment to the Obvious
MONTPELIER – After reading this actual line from the Agency of Education’s weekly field memo of June 25th, 2020, “The Vermont single-use products law will […]
New Local News Site Aims to Create Confusion by Naming Itself After Popular Local Satire Site
WINOOSKI – In an apparent attempt to sow confusion and discord, a group of college students has started an actual news site, named after popular […]
Syrup & Cows #161 – 7/5/20 – Sumo Distancing
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VTRANS Gives Okay to Graffiti Artists
MONTPELIER – Vermont Transportation (VTRANS) official Graff Vitti says there is no problem with painting signs and pictures on bridges and street signs as long […]
Darwin Awards Website Melts Down with Overload of New Applicants
Officials at the prestigious, but one-time-only, Darwin Awards, have announced big problems with their website page that accepts applications. The Darwin awards recognize those who […]
Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One
RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]
Syrup & Cows #160 – 6/28/20 – Isolacation
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Are College Roommates a Thing of the Past? The Burlington Housing Situation Gets Inexplicably Worse
BURLINGTON – As Vermont colleges continue to struggle with how and whether to open in the Fall, Burlington’s two schools, Champlain College and the University […]