President Trump Nominates Himself to Fill Justice Ginsburg’s Seat
WASHINGTON – In a move that some called “surprising,” and others called “inevitable,” Temporary President Trump has nominated himself to be appointed to the Supreme […]
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Syrup & Cows #172 – 9/20/20 – Pumpkemon
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Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington
BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]
Syrup & Cows #171 – 9/13/20 – Back to School
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Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks
BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]
Syrup & Cows #170 – 9/6/20 – Blessed Quietness
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Police Unsure How to Handle Armed White Man Wearing BLM Shirt
KENOSHA – Kenosha police were baffled this weekend when a white man holding an assault rifle donned a “Black Lives Matter” t-shirt and joined in […]
Syrup & Cows #169 – Back to School
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UVM Places Cardboard Cutouts of Students in Classrooms
BURLINGTON – As those watching baseball know, life-sized cardboard cutouts of pictures of fans sitting in the stands is all the rage. Now, with socially […]
Jerry Falwell Jr. Resigns to Focus on the Family, Pool Boy
LYNCHBURG – Despite repeated denials in regards to leaving his role at Liberty University, Jerry Falwell Jr. announced that he is indeed stepping down to […]