Vermont Bartenders Get Creative with Pandemic Drinks
BURLINGTON – Creative mixologists have created such alcoholic treats as “The COVID Closure”, “Pandemic Beater”, “ Nasal Tester”, “Runny Noser” and “Masked Martini” in the […]
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Syrup & Cows #181 – 11/22/20 – South of the Border
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Giuliani Now In Charge of All Election Lawsuits
DETROIT – Now that Rudolph Giuliani is fully in charge of the Trump Post-Election Democracy Destabilization Campaign, he and Temporary President Trump held a press […]
Syrup & Cows #180 – 11/15/20 – Santa 2020
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Lake Champlain Renamed After Complaints from Abenaki Natives
WINOOSKI – After protests by local Abenaki natives, both Vermont and New York have agreed to rename Lake Champlain, erasing the stain of white supremacy […]
Syrup & Cows #179 – 11/8/20 – Not So Bad
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Trump Confused and Furious That None of His Supporters Voted By Mail
WASHINGTON – Temporary President Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to rage against his supporters for not voting by mail. As mail-in ballots are counted, […]
Trump Asks Supporters to Stop Dying Until After They Vote For Him
WASHINGTON – In a massive departure from his usual rhetoric, Temporary President Trump has shown some concern for human life and asked Republican voters to […]
Syrup & Cows #178 – 11/1/20 – All Tricks
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2.6 Million Leaf-Peepers Refuse to Leave Vermont
QUECHEE – “It is like a Stephen King Novel,” relates Mary Crowder, of the Quechee Gorge Rental Center and Tourist Assistance Bureau. Crowder was referring […]