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Burlington to Consider Ban or Tax on Fireplaces in the Wake of a Changeover to All Electric Heating

December 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Forget about burning that Yule Log, if Burlington City Councilor Pott Ashe has his way. Ashe plans to introduce a Charter Change, concurrent […]

Syrup & Cows #184 – 12/13/20 – Precautions

December 13, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

State Explores Unifying All School Districts

December 11, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – After it was reported that Vermont is considering a unification of all of its state colleges last week, new information has come out […]

Syrup & Cows #183 – 12/6/20 – Advent 2020

December 6, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Satire Writers Struggle to Find Something To Write About That Isn’t the Pandemic

December 1, 2020 The Winooski 2

WINOOSKI – After many complaints (and a few messages of thanks) regarding their smaller output recently, writers of premiere local satire site The Winooski have […]

Syrup & Cows #182 – 11/29/20 – Letter of the Law

November 29, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Bartenders Get Creative with Pandemic Drinks

November 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – Creative mixologists have created such alcoholic treats as “The COVID Closure”, “Pandemic Beater”, “ Nasal Tester”, “Runny Noser” and “Masked Martini” in the […]

Syrup & Cows #181 – 11/22/20 – South of the Border

November 22, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Giuliani Now In Charge of All Election Lawsuits

November 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

DETROIT – Now that Rudolph Giuliani is fully in charge of the Trump Post-Election Democracy Destabilization Campaign, he and Temporary President Trump held a press […]

Syrup & Cows #180 – 11/15/20 – Santa 2020

November 15, 2020 The Winooski 0

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