Vermont Once Again Shut Out of Best Director Category
WINOOSKI – When the 92nd annual Academy Award nominations were announced this morning, there was no cry of shock when the best director contenders were […]
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Syrup & Cows #136 – 1/12/20 – Snow Creemee
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Citing Success of CityPlace and City Hall Park, Burlington Mayor Announces Plans to Demolish the Rest of the City
BURLINGTON – After years of careful destruction, Burlington Mayor Miro Weinberger has announced plans to demolish the rest of the city over the next two […]
VT Legislature to Focus on More Controversial Subjects in Hopes of Luring Lobbyist Money to the State
MONTPELIER – With the new that lobbyist spending was down significantly in the state during 2019, the Vermont legislature is hoping to introduce more radical […]
Lt. Gov. Announces Plans to Reveal the Release of an Announcement of a Plan to Announce a Press Conference at Which He Will Announce a Potential Announcement of a Run for Governor
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s Lt. Governor David Zuckerman made an announcement this week that he has plans to reveal next week the release of another announcement. […]
Residents Unaffected By New Dummerston Highway Sign
DUMMERSTON – Dummerston, VT was approved by state highway officials this month for new signs to be placed along the highway. The new signage would […]
New England Applies for Federal Disaster Relief Funds After Patriots Knocked Out
BOSTON – The six states that make up New England, two or three of which you might have heard of, have jointly applied to the […]
Lone Commenter Unable to Convince Internet That Satire Article is Not Real
WINOOSKI – Despite his best efforts, lone internet commenter Steve M. was unable to convince any of the other commenters that the satire post they […]
Syrup & Cows #135 – 1/5/20 – Dude…
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
ICE Deports Several Robot Milking Machines Back to Cybertron
GLOVER – Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE) agents have raided a farm in Glover, VT after receiving an anonymous tip that illegal aliens were being […]