US Cancels South Canada Invasion After Learning the Troops “Can’t Get There From Here”
SOUTH CANADA – Many Vermonters were surprised to see an unusually large number of military vehicles roaming the state last weekend. Although the operation was […]
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Grand Isle Road Paving Protest Spurs Counter-Protest
GRAND ISLE – Parizo Lane in Grand Isle has become a local political hotspot, after plans were announced to pave the private road last week. […]
New Study Shows Vermonters Hate Business, Love Taxes
CONCORD – The Ethan Allen Institute has compiled the results of three recent studies and released its own report, concluding that Vermonters love paying taxes […]
Vermont Imposes Tariffs on Out-Of-State Maple Syrup
MONTPELIER – Vermont’s state government has finally found a way to increase revenue that everyone can agree on. While Republicans generally oppose new taxes, the […]
Syrup & Cows #096 – 4/7/19 – Scrambled
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Former Burlington Pot Dealer Busted For Underground Single-Use Plastics Operation
BURLINGTON – When Burlington police officers arrested Derek Spilman back in January on charges relating to the sale of marijuana, he promised never to sell […]
VT House Passes “Paid Family Leave” Program, in Opposition to Gov. Scott’s “Paid Family Stay” Program
MONTPELIER – In a defiant move against the governor, Vermont’s House of Representatives passed a paid family leave program that will pay residents money to […]
Traffic Cones on Church Street Anger Burlington Residents
BURLINGTON – The Committee to Protest the Sky is Blue (CPSB) has started a full-on campaign to stop the proposal to place two orange traffic […]
Vermont Moves to Rename Potholes as “Cannabis Holes”
MONTPELIER – Following a scathing news story by temporary actual news site The Winooski on Monday, the Vermont state legislature has taken up a bill […]
Audubon Vermont Releases Climate Change Plan for State Birds
In our new quest to bring you real news, which we have mostly given up on already, we did want to share this important update […]