Burlington Finally Solves Parking Problem
BURLINGTON – Residents of Vermont’s largest city are reporting a sudden wealth of parking spaces all around the downtown area, after years of complaining that […]
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National Casket Makers Praise Trump Administration Response to Virus
WESTMINSTER – A number of Vermont casket makers, including Vermont Casket Co., have joined together with other such companies around the country to publicly praise […]
Syrup & Cows #145 – 3/15/20 – Victory
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Burlington Free Press Sees Sudden Spike in Print Subscriptions
BURLINGTON – Local newspaper Burlington Free Press is struggling to understand what has caused the recent jump in print subscriptions, vs. online only readership. Subscriptions […]
VT Confirms First Case of Online Covid-19
MENDON – The C.I.T. (Centers For Internet Transmissions) has verified the first internet virus transmission of Covid-19 on a Snap Chat posting in Mendon, Vermont. […]
Princess Cruise Passengers Get Free 2-Week Trip Extension and Private Room Upgrades
OAKLAND – With the State Department now recommending that people avoid going on cruises, Princess Cruise Line is offsetting that potentially devastating news with fabulous […]
Syrup & Cows #144 – 3/8/20 – Barn Protest
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
After School Bond Fails To Pass, South Burlington Hoping to Host Olympics to Pay For New Sports Facilities
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Voters overwhelmingly rejected South Burlington’s $200M+ school bond this week, leaving school officials looking for other ways to fund the needed projects […]
Vermont Issues Stern Referendum on Goats, as Humans Win All Local Elections
FAIR HAVEN – If you had asked Lincoln the goat about his species’ political prospects a year ago, he would have said that they were, […]
Vermonters Worried About New Cases of Canuckian Virus
GLASTONBURY – A newly discovered pandemic has been striking large Vermont Utilities. The “Canuckian Virus” has been rampantly encroaching into the Green Mountain State. Reportedly […]