Chase Bank Removes Mural in Response to Complaints From Angry Racists
BURLINGTON – A group of racist people have complained about an new ad on Church Street, claiming that the ad itself is racist, and definitely […]
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Syrup & Cows #196 – 3/7/21 – New Ideas
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Vermont Schools to Abollish Speling
WEBSTERVILLE – The Education Department is considering removing Spelling from schooling requirements as computer Spell-Check has taken over error control. Rhea Moats, Director of Remote […]
Syrup & Cows #195 – 2/28/21 – Spring Weather
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Barbershops and Hair Salons Proposed as Vaccination Sites
CUTTINGSVILLE – Vermonters may find it easier to have their hair trimmed and be vaccinated under a proposal submitted by Representative Buzz Cutts, of Cuttingsville. […]
Syrup & Cows #194 – 2/21/21 – Mars
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Burlington Mayoral Candidates Debate the Issues with The Winooski
BURLINGTON – The three leading candidates in Burlington’s mayoral race sat down virtually for a bonus debate hosted by Vermont’s leading satire site, The Winooski […]
Syrup & Cows #193 – 2/14/21 – CUPID-19
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Leahy Pushes for “Impairment Trial” Over Impeachment for Trump
WASHINGTON – Senator Patrick Leahy says he has a problem presiding over an “Impeachment Trial” as he does not like peaches. Leahy says he prefers […]
Syrup & Cows #192 – 2/7/21 – T-Shirt Cannon
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