South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump
SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]
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BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]
South Canada Has Strong Concerns About Proposed U.S. Dirt Legislation
South Canada – A bipartisan coalition of U.S. governors have the small nation of South Canada concerned after recently announcing new measures that would regulate […]
South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving
SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]
Caravan of South Canadians Headed to US Border
SOUTH CANADA – President Trump is reportedly considering sending up to 40,000 soldiers to the US-South Canadian Border after a Caravan was seen heading towards […]
South Canada in Need of Doctors After Switching to “Zero Payer” Health Care System
SOUTH CANADA – If you live in the tiny country of South Canada and are in need of medical attention, there is good news and […]
South Canada to Celebrate First Independence Day Two Months Late
SOUTH CANADA – The nation of South Canada voted to officially secede from the United States on Tuesday, August 8th of 2017, as reported by The […]
South Canada Launches First Naval Defense Ships
SOUTH CANADA – In a move that is causing concern among its neighbors, the tiny nation of South Canada has announced the formation of an […]
Vermont Girl Trapped in Store after Maplefields Runs Out of Jeezum Scarecrows
ENOSBURG FALLS – With sightings of the troublesome jeezum crows increasing, some store are running out of protective measures against the obnoxious corvids. On Tuesday […]
South Canadians Struggle to Choose Derogatory Nickname for Vermonters
SOUTH CANADA – When Vermonters travel to Mexico, they are “gringos,” and in England they are “yanks.” If they travel to southern states they are […]