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South Canada to Create Artificial Lake in Hopes of Luring Champ

February 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – As the legislative season begins in the minute nation of South Canada, a new bill was passed this week to create an […]

Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall

January 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]

South Canada Offers Sanctuary to Donald Trump

December 19, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – U.S. President Donald Trump’s current legal troubles may be causing his supporters some concern, at least among those who believe he has […]

BTV Seeks to Boost Revenues With In-State Commuter Flights

December 7, 2018 Elizabeth Allen 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Now that Burlington Intranational Airport (formerly Burlington INTERnational Airport) no longer offers seasonal service to and from Toronto, BTV bigwigs are considering another […]

South Canada Has Strong Concerns About Proposed U.S. Dirt Legislation

December 6, 2018 The Winooski 0

South Canada – A bipartisan coalition of U.S. governors have the small nation of South Canada concerned after recently announcing new measures that would regulate […]

South Canada Accidentally Celebrates Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – Stores in South Canada were closed this morning, as workers stayed home with their families to get ready for a big meal […]

Caravan of South Canadians Headed to US Border

November 15, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – President Trump is reportedly considering sending up to 40,000 soldiers to the US-South Canadian Border after a Caravan was seen heading towards […]

South Canada in Need of Doctors After Switching to “Zero Payer” Health Care System

October 25, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – If you live in the tiny country of South Canada and are in need of medical attention, there is good news and […]

South Canada to Celebrate First Independence Day Two Months Late

October 2, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – The nation of South Canada voted to officially secede from the United States on Tuesday, August 8th of 2017, as reported by The […]

South Canada Launches First Naval Defense Ships

September 21, 2018 The Winooski 0

SOUTH CANADA – In a move that is causing concern among its neighbors, the tiny nation of South Canada has announced the formation of an […]

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