Vermont Announces Plan to Lower Pollution By Raising Taxes
MONTPELIER – Gov. Scott announced this week that he plans to combat climate change by raising taxes on Vermont residents. Different from the proposed “carbon […]
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Vermont Announces Move to Kelvin System of Temperature in Bid to Increase Positivity
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott announced this week that the state will begin reporting temperatures in Kelvin, rather than the previously used Fahrenheit scale. […]
Both Vermont GOP Members Angry at Local Conservatives
MONTPELIER – With the 2020 election now less than a year away, both members of Vermont’s GOP party are expressing anger at other state conservatives […]
Vermont Calls for a Ban on 5G, Sunshine
MONTPELIER – A legislative committee working on developing a Vermont-wide ban on 5G technology is calling for a complete ban on all such transmissions in […]
Governor Scott Refuses to Appoint Ombudsman, Budsman
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott said this week that he will not seek the creation of two new positions, despite public pressure. Due to […]
Vermont Bans Single-Use Plastic Pumpkins
MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the state of Vermont has made another big move prohibiting the […]
Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]
Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom
MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]
Vermont, Wisconsin Governors Embark on National Campaign to Promote Lactose Tolerance
MADISON, WI – Although no longer governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker’s legacy will live on through a program he secretly developed with Vermont Governor Phil […]
Montpelier Police Detain “Armed” Man
MONTPELIER – In the wake of the Capitol Complex in Montpelier experiencing a lockdown because an “armed man” was seen entering a State Building, local […]