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Vermonters Accidentally Paint “Black Levis Matter” in Front of State House

June 12, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermonters intending to support the “Black Lives Matter” movement have mistakenly painted the words “Black Levis Matter” on State Street […]

VT Amends Proposed Voter ID Law, Changes “Polls” to “Restaurants”

May 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – A proposed voter ID law that would have required Vermonters to show identification before casting a ballot has passed almost unanimously, with one […]

Scott Reveals Campaign Slogan: “He’s Not a Total Idiot”

May 22, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In 2016, Vermont Gov. Phil Scott rode a wave a national sentiment that found Republican males preferable to any female candidate, no matter […]

Vermont Legislature Rations Constituent Call-Ins

May 14, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In the wake of retail stores rationing amounts of toilet paper, meat products and other necessities, the Vermont Senate and House have voted […]

Governor to Ease Restrictions and Once Again Allow 2-Ply

May 11, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – At his Monday news conference Governor Scott presented more encouraging news. The toilet paper famine has started to shrink. He was quoted as […]

Even As COVID-19 Spread Slows, Manure Spreading Increases Among VT Farmers

May 2, 2020 Ethan Dezotelle 2

MONTPELIER – The month of April ended with fewer reports of Vermonters infected by the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) that has altered life on a global […]

Gov. Scott Announces Competition for High School Students to See Who Can Build the Best Unemployment Program

May 1, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – When the state’s outdated and faulty unemployment mainframe failed late last month after the death of the hamster that had been powering it, […]

Vermont Department of Health Revives Mr. Yuk Campaign to Counter Presidential Medical Advice

April 27, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As if the Vermont Department of Health didn’t have enough to take care of, the Presidents latest advice to inject bleach, Lysol or […]

Republican Plans for Smaller Government Hit a Snag

April 24, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – State and National Republican leaders have decided to “temporarily put on hold,” plans to shrink the size of government. VT State Republican chair […]

Vermont’s Poorest Residents Encouraged to Hire Better Lobbyists

April 20, 2020 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – VT lobbyists , with some assistance from the Governor, are determining which businesses to open, and the sequence of opening that guarantees the […]

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