State Pledges Increased Funding to Develop Clean Energy “Snowlar” Panels
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has pledged to continue moving the state away from a dependence on fossil fuels by increasing state funding for […]
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With Success of Dennis Hof, More Dead Candidates Lining Up for 2019
MONTPELIER – Many questioned whether a confirmed dead person could possibly be elected to public office, but with the successful campaign of deceased candidate Dennis […]
Vermont Democrats, Unsure of What to Do When They Win, March on Montpelier to Celebrate
MONTPELIER – Following their ability to achieve a supermajority in the Vermont House as a result of the November elections, the newly powerful Democratic representatives […]
Gov. Scott’s Veto Pen Put on Indefinite Paid Administrative Leave
MONTPELIER – After several incidents over the past two years in which mutiple bills were killed by what some are calling excessive use of force, […]
The Winooski’s Official Guide to the Statewide Candidates in the 2018 Election
As you head to the polls today, those of you not waiting smugly at home for your victory, you may encounter some names on the […]
Vermont Sets Hunting Limits on Tofurkys
MONTPELIER – As Thanksgiving rolls into view, hunters will need to be aware of new hunting limits on tofurkys. Vermont has previously had no restrictions […]
Vermont Stores Holding Huge Bump Stock Clearance Sales This Weekend
WATERBURY – Vermont gun owners can enjoy deep discounts on certain supplies this weekend, as almost every gun and ammunition shop in the state is […]
State Mental Health Programs Now Overseen By Vermont Agency of Transportation
MONTPELIER – After criticism over its handling of the looming mental health crisis in the state, the Vermont State Department of Mental Health has been […]
Vermobsters to Contract with Jeezum Crows to Provide Security for Program Participants
MONTPELIER – In an unexpected development, a murder of the newly discovered “Jeezum Crows” flocked to meet with state ornithologist Robin Redd to discuss financial conerns. […]
State Unveils New Employment Partnership with Mafia Called “Vermobsters”
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont unveiled a joint employment partnership with the Mafia this week called “Vermobsters.” Gov. Phil Scott held a joint press conference […]