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Vermont 2017 Teacher of the Year Credits Her Success to Fidget Spinners

May 26, 2017 The Winooski 1

EAST MONTPELIER – Vermont’s 2017 Teacher of the Year, Kate McCann, is a high school mathematics teacher at U-32 High School. We recently got the […]

Governor Scott Vetoes Restaurant Choice After Family Places Orders

May 25, 2017 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – While staring at the menu at Positive Pie pizzeria and listening to his family place their dinner orders, Governor Phil Scott informed his […]

Gov. Scott Unsure about Marijuana Legislation, Smokes Joint in Office

May 19, 2017 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott told reporters today that he was unsure whether or not he would sign the marijuana legalization legislation that recently […]

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