Controversial Aunt Jemima Creemees No Longer Available
RICHMOND – Jim Eyma, owner of “The Steemee Creemee” in Richmond, will no longer be making his controversial “Aunt Jemima Creemees.” The flavor, which he […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Prepares to Cash in On Autumn
BURLINGTON – Several state organizations are hoping for windfalls of money as the season changes. In the event that climate change prevents Vermont from drawing […]
Due to Low Vaccination Rate, Vermont Sees Recent Spike in Disco Fever
ESSEX JUNCTION – Once thought to be completely eradicated, authorities are reporting six cases of Disco Fever in Essex Junction over the past month, the […]
Vermont Lobbies to Call Youngest Children “Generation V”
MONTPELIER – Although sociologists are already calling the children of Millennials “Generation Alpha,” the “iGeneration,” or “digital natives,” Vermont Millennials see this as an opportunity […]
5G Opponents to Hold Aluminum Foil Hat Fashion Show Fundraiser
AVERY’S GORE – Armed with new research from the Abacus Foundation, (the same group that started the Anti-Vax campaign, as well as the Anti-Con Trail […]
“He Seemed Like a Nice Guy” – Neighbors React to Vermont Man With Only One Job
BURLINGTON – According to reports coming out of Burlington, Lance Freeman lives his life while only holding on to one job. Freeman lives with his […]
Satire Writers Unsure If They Can Legally Record Court Case That Will Determine If They Can Legally Record Court Cases
WINOOSKI – New rules from the Vermont Judiciary that will restrict the recording of court cases have left some members of the media unsure about […]
Local Abenaki Leaders Tweet to GOP: “If you don’t like criticism, go back where you came from”
N’DAKINNA – A tweet from a local Abenaki leader is going viral this week when Chief Wendall Urive tagged GOP leaders with the message “If […]
Local Satire Site Sued by Town of Mt. Tabor Over Speed Limit Article
MT. TABOR – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski is being sued by the town of Mt. Tabor after a joke article was published […]
Record Broken, 13 People in a Row Safely Cross to Rotary Park in Winooski
WINOOSKI – The infamous rotary’s reputation as a pedestrian unfriendly area may be fading as over a dozen pedestrians navigated safely across the Winooski traffic […]