Covid-19 Can Be Cured With CBD Oil, Says Local Pothead
WINOOSKI – A stunning announcement has rocked the medical world this week, as it was revealed that the current deadly plague of Covid-19 can be […]
Vermont Life
Vermont Solves Prison Over-Crowding Issue
SAINT ALBANS – Officials in Vermont are confirming that they will no longer need to ship prisoners out of state after a new solution has […]
Vermont’s High School Seniors No Longer Upset About Losing Graduation After Seeing Old Pictures of Their Parents’ Friends
WINOOSKI – After Governor Phil Scott announced that Vermont’s schools would remain closed for the remainder of the school year, there was a sense of […]
Thousands of Stay-At-Home Workers Are Discovering They Are Married
WINOOSKI – Forced by the corona virus pandemic to stay in their houses and work from home, thousands of American workers are now discovering that […]
“Bosom Buddy” Bra Mask Sales Soar
FAIR HAVEN – Facial mask maker Victoria Segreta, of the Fair Haven Recycler Company, is reporting a 3,000% jump in sales since her firm retooled […]
Style: Vermont’s Newest Hair Trend is Head Shaving
COLCHESTER – Lack of hair dressers has Vermonters shaving their heads bald, according to new reports coming in from Instagram and Snapchat. At the Saint […]
Release: The Winooski Lays Off Only Employee
WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski has been forced to lay off its only employee. Media organizations across the state have been […]
After 15 Years of Talking About It, Colchester Family Finally Plants Home Garden
COLCHESTER – “You know, this just seemed like the year to do it,” said Dee Layre as she dug a small trench with her trowel. […]
Researchers Split Over Whether We Will See More Babies or Divorces in 9 Months
LYNDON – Researchers at Northern Vermont University have produced two wildly different predictions for social outcomes at the end of the current period of isolation. […]
VT Confirms First Case of Online Covid-19
MENDON – The C.I.T. (Centers For Internet Transmissions) has verified the first internet virus transmission of Covid-19 on a Snap Chat posting in Mendon, Vermont. […]