VT Governor Calls in FEMA to Help Mow Lawns During Emergency Time of Cloudy Wetness
MONTPELIER – A state of emergency has been declared by Vermont Governor Phil Scott, who says that dire weather patterns have left many Vermonters unable […]
Vermont Life
Americans Honor Those Who Died For Freedoms They Are Giving Away
WINOOSKI – Vermonters join today with millions of other Americans in celebrating the lives and sacrifices of all those who died, fighting for freedoms that […]
VTrans Develops New Weapon to Keep Truckers Safe From Smugglers’ Notch Sirens
CAMBRIDGE – After two trucks were lured to their deaths by the Smugglers’ Notch Sirens within the first week of the re-opening of the pass, […]
Satire Site Angers Readers For Being Both Funny and Not Funny At All
WINOOSKI – If you haven’t spent any time in the comment section of Vermont’s premiere, locally sourced, organic satire site The Winooski, you may be […]
New Dictionary For Vermonters Omits the Letter “T”
ORLEANS – If you’ve ever failed a Vermont spelling test because you couldn’t figure out the correct letters in “Snallbins,” you may just find redemption […]
More Vermonters Choosing “None of Your Business” On Their Headstones
STOWE – A famous tombstone in Stowe reads: I was somebody. Who, is no business of yours. But now it may be sparking a trend. […]
New Bumper Stickers Available for Myopic, One-Issue Voters
WILLISTON – With so many voters fixated on only one or two issues, it can be hard to cater to all of their individual bumper […]
Energy Mogul Plans to Build Domes Over Dairy Barns to Capture “Natural Gas”
GEORGIA – When energy engineer David Blittersdorf announced he was going into natural gas, no one thought he was talking about methane. But now, with […]
Green Up Vermont Sets Date to Clean Up All the Litter Created By Green Up Day
MONTPELIER – Local non-profit organization Green Up Vermont has set this Saturday as the day when they are asking Vermonters to help gather up all […]
Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates
MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]