Winooski Wins National “Nailed It” Christmas Tree Competition
WINOOSKI – The city of Winooski, VT has won a national Christmas tree decorating competition put on by the creators of “Nailed It.” “Nailed It” […]
Vermont Life
America Spends Day Trying to Be More Like Christ Financially
WINOOSKI – In a nation that has firm boundaries on the separation between church and state, most of America spent December trying to become as […]
St. Albans Prepares For “Vermont’s Top Pit” Competition
ST. ALBANS – Look out Newport and Burlington! There’s a new contender for this year’s “Vermont’s Top Pit” competition. The city of St. Albans has […]
In Recent Poll, “Sugar on Snow” More Popular Than “Manure on Snow”
EAST HAVEN – Thanks to new exemptions for farmers, Vermonters are being treated to a new kind of wintry confection. “Manure on Snow” is being […]
Local Girl Determined to Finish Halloween Candy Before Christmas
BURKE – Nine year old Candice Torr hit almost every house in Burke on October 1st, despite the bad weather. Now she is struggling to […]
War on Christmas! Many Church Employees Forced to Work Religious Holidays
STOWE – In a serious blow to religious freedom, reports are coming in that many Christian leaders are being forced to work on their holiest […]
Local Man Unsure If He Has A Gym Membership
ESSEX JUNCTION – As the holiday season rushes forward and brings us into the new year, one local man is having trouble remembering whether or […]
Local Satire Site Becomes Irrelevant After Failing to Be Podcast
WINOOSKI – The once proud flagship of the local satire scene, The Winooski was declared officially irrelevant this week after it was convicted of not […]
UVM Completes Purchase of Last Independent Health Care Facility in State, Moves on to Hotels
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the hostile takeover of a small eye doctor’s office, the University of Vermont now owns every single health care office in […]
Sleep Scientists Lobby For Holiday Where Everyone Takes a Long Nap
BROOKFIELD – Researchers at the Brookfield Facility for the Fatigued (BFF) are pushing Vermont to recognize a new holiday – one that would recognize and […]