Governor Aims to Reduce State Prison Population By Building a New Prison
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has released a new plan this week to reduce the state’s prison population by building a new prison. The […]
Month: October 2019
Confused Schools Celebrate “Indigenous Columbus Day”
JERICHO – Teachers in the Mount Mansfield Unified Union School District are discovering some confusion around the materials they received for their special October 14 […]
Syrup & Cows #123 – 10/13/19 – Leader
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Trump Asks Martians to Vaporize Elizabeth Warren
LAKE CHARLES, LA – At a campaign rally in Louisiana this week, US President Donald Trump publicly asked the Martians to vaporize Democratic presidential hopeful […]
100-Year-Old Andover Woman No Longer Invited to Young Adult Mixers
ANDOVER – A woman celebrating her 100th birthday this week was shocked to learn at her party that she would no longer be eligible to […]
Vermonters React to Vermonters Reacting to the President
MAIDSTONE – Our top story today is the reactions that Vermonters are having to the reactions that their elected officials are having to whatever antics […]
Vermont’s Most Notorious Drug Dealer Making 99% Pure Antacids
BARRE – “I give ’em what they want.” So said Bill Lesh during his arrest on Tuesday for selling over $3M worth of pure antacids […]
Vermont Changes Official Stance on Climate Change, Embraces Impending Doom
MONTPELIER – As climate change caused by rampant human ennui continues to ravage the planet in non-Vermont places, Governor Phil Scott has reversed the state’s […]
Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]
Syrup & Cows #122 – 10/6/19 – Falling
Image Credits: Connor Byam.