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Month: July 2020

New Local News Site Aims to Create Confusion by Naming Itself After Popular Local Satire Site

July 6, 2020 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – In an apparent attempt to sow confusion and discord, a group of college students has started an actual news site, named after popular […]

Syrup & Cows #161 – 7/5/20 – Sumo Distancing

July 5, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

VTRANS Gives Okay to Graffiti Artists

July 3, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Vermont Transportation (VTRANS) official Graff Vitti says there is no problem with painting signs and pictures on bridges and street signs as long […]

Darwin Awards Website Melts Down with Overload of New Applicants

July 2, 2020 The Winooski 0

Officials at the prestigious, but one-time-only, Darwin Awards, have announced big problems with their website page that accepts applications. The Darwin awards recognize those who […]

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