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Governor Scott Refuses to Appoint Ombudsman, Budsman

October 26, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott said this week that he will not seek the creation of two new positions, despite public pressure. Due to […]

Local Farm-to-Table Restaurant Increasing Authenticity by Making Everything Smell Like Manure

October 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

SHELBURNE – When customers walk into La Ferme, owner Graham Nolla wants them to feel as though they are actually on a real farm. With […]

Juvenile Detention Center Forced by Judge To Abandon Rehabilitation Techniques; Returns to Medieval Torture

October 24, 2019 The Winooski 0

RUTLAND – After a particularly critical ruling by a judge this week, Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center will no longer be using force, isolation, or seclusion […]

Ethan Allen House Closed After Burlington Realizes Original Builder Did Not File Proper Permits

October 23, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A popular and historic building has been temporarily closed this week as the city of Burlington asks the Ethan Allen Homestead to file […]

Bernie Sanders defends Benedict Arnold, calls suggestion that he is a British asset “Outrageous”

October 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is defending American military general Benedict Arnold this week, calling claims that he may be a British asset “Outrageous” […]

Syrup & Cows #124 – 10/20/19 – Pick-Your-Own

October 20, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Bans Single-Use Plastic Pumpkins

October 19, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – After controversial moves supporting bans on single-use plastics, including bags and straws, the state of Vermont has made another big move prohibiting the […]

NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline

October 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]

New CRISPR Tattoos Let You Tattoo Your Entire Bloodline

October 17, 2019 The Winooski 0

MARSHFIELD – A new bio lab/tattoo parlor in central Vermont is now offering people the chance to throw some ink onto their DNA. The expensive […]

Burlington To Assess Property Taxes on Church Street’s Engraved Bricks

October 16, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In an effort to increase revenue without having to build more property, the city of Burlington has decided to begin assessing property taxes […]

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