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Saint Michael’s College to Downsize and Merge With University of Phoenix Online

January 25, 2019 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – Following the news of the closure of Green Mountain College this week, a second Vermont college has announced it will scale back operations […]

Third Grader Starts GoFundMe to Attend Stranger’s Birthday Party in Boston

January 22, 2019 The Winooski 0

HARDWICK – After accidentally receiving an invitation to a birthday party for a child he does not know, a local boy is receiving help from […]

“Snow Drivin’ Teen” Jane Henry Defeats Snow Blower in Tight Competition

January 21, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Despite the chilly temperatures dropping below -20 F with the wind, a crowd of neighborhood onlookers were out early Monday morning to see […]

$50,000 Raised in Annual Walk For Stupidity

January 16, 2019 The Winooski 0

VERGENNES – Hundreds of people gathered in Vergennes this past weekend for the third annual Walk For Stupidity as participants collected pledges in an effort […]

Local Children Who Had Refused to Play Outside Due to Cold, Now Refusing to Come Inside

January 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

UNDERHILL – In a stunning turnaround, a number of local children who had spent a good deal of time on the record as opposing outdoor […]

State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams

January 12, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]

Anthropologist Reveals Vermonters Have Over 50 Words For Snow

January 10, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A new paper published this week by the University of Vermont alleges that natives to the state of Vermont have more than fifty […]

VT Hits Back Against New USDA Labels for GMO Foods

January 9, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has something to say about the USDA’s new packaging labels for foods containing genetically modified ingredients. The updated branding […]

State Moves to Ban Beautiful Scenery After Multiple Traffic Accidents

January 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As the house begins to prepare bills for the 2019 legislative session, some Vermont reps are discussing a new bill that would remove […]

Vermont Company Begins Manufacturing Teeny Tiny Houses

January 2, 2019 The Winooski 0

MORRISVILLE – The tiny house movement has been gaining momentum over the past few years, and now there is a new, smaller option for those […]

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