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HOPE Works Board Replaces Entire Staff With BHS Guidance Department

January 8, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – After a dramatic mass resignation at HOPE Works sexual assault support center, the board of the organization has swooped in to fill the […]

Trump Acknowledges Border Wall Limitations, Now Hoping to Add Roof

January 7, 2019 The Winooski 3

WASHINGTON DC – After several criticisms regarding the ineffectiveness of a border wall, President Trump has agreed that the proposed security measure does not go […]

Syrup & Cows #083 – Break In

January 6, 2019 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

State Moves to Ban Beautiful Scenery After Multiple Traffic Accidents

January 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – As the house begins to prepare bills for the 2019 legislative session, some Vermont reps are discussing a new bill that would remove […]

Burlington CityPlace Construction Back On After Developer Buys All Trees in City

January 4, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – Developer Don Sinex was reading the New York Times this week when a lightbulb went off. He was inspired by an article discussing […]

Unforgivable: Celebrity Revealed to Be Flawed Human Being Who Made Mistake

January 3, 2019 The Winooski 3

DOVER – Yet another famous person has been ostracized from public life today as it was revealed that they made some sort of error of […]

Vermont Company Begins Manufacturing Teeny Tiny Houses

January 2, 2019 The Winooski 0

MORRISVILLE – The tiny house movement has been gaining momentum over the past few years, and now there is a new, smaller option for those […]

Local Non-Profits No Longer Able to Accept Donations as of January 1

January 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – If you went to the website for Vermont Public Radio on December 31st, you would have seen that it was your last chance […]

2018: A Look Back at Vermont’s Most Recent Year Yet

December 31, 2018 The Winooski 2

Only a few short hours remain in the barely manageable year of 2018, and so it is only right and necessary that we spend a […]

Syrup & Cows #082 – 12/30/18 – Happy New Year

December 30, 2018 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

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