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Local Children Who Had Refused to Play Outside Due to Cold, Now Refusing to Come Inside

January 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

UNDERHILL – In a stunning turnaround, a number of local children who had spent a good deal of time on the record as opposing outdoor […]

President Trump Promises to Bring Coal Jobs Back to Vermont

April 5, 2018 The Winooski 0

UNDERHILL – Speaking at a recent fundraising event in West Virginia, U.S. President Donald Trump made a promise to the people of Vermont that he […]

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