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Local School Boards Promise to Have Re-Opening Plans in Place By Christmas

August 3, 2020 The Winooski 0

WAITSFIELD – The Harwood Unified Union School District had spent months working on a re-opening plan for the fall. Vetted by teachers, parents, and community […]

Glacio-Americans Celebrate the Infernal Equinox

March 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

WAITSFIELD – Last night marked the Infernal Equinox, the one night each year when Glacio-Americans come together for one last night of dancing and debauchery […]

Drinking Fountain Remembers Days When Squirting Water Was Enough

May 22, 2018 The Winooski 0

WAITSFIELD – A public drinking fountain in Waitsfield, VT is disappointed in the newer models popping up around the state, and is questioning some of […]

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