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Tourist Family Rescued After Being Trapped In Waterbury Roundabout For Three Days

August 11, 2020 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – It was a scary seventy-two hours for the Wayfarer family of Harlan, Kentucky who recently followed their onboard G.P.S. system into the Waterbury […]

Short-Staffed VT Restaurants Offering New Ways For Diners to Pay For Meals

September 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – With the state’s unemployment rate at dangerously low numbers, many Vermont restaurants are finding it difficult to find enough employees to stay open. […]

Instant Pot Expands Its Market With New Instant Pot Smoker

December 27, 2018 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – Big news for Vermont this week as Instant Brands, the company behind the popular appliance Instant Pot, has announced a new factory to […]

Vermont Stores Holding Huge Bump Stock Clearance Sales This Weekend

September 29, 2018 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – Vermont gun owners can enjoy deep discounts on certain supplies this weekend, as almost every gun and ammunition shop in the state is […]

Gov. Scott Proposes One-Room Schoolhouse for the State, One Teacher For All Students

May 7, 2018 The Winooski 1

WATERBURY – Amidst criticism to his approach on education, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has doubled down on his idea that fewer teachers will better serve […]

Keurig Announces New Dr. Pepper and Snapple Flavored Coffee

February 2, 2018 The Winooski 2

WATERBURY – Vermont beverage giant Keurig Green Mountain has announced plans to introduce new flavors of coffee after its recent acquisition of Dr. Pepper Snapple […]

Ben & Jerry’s Creates Limited Batch of Tide Pod Flavored Ice Cream

January 20, 2018 The Winooski 1

WATERBURY – To commemorate the anniversary of Nelson Mandela’s release from prison, which occurred on February 11, 1990, ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s has […]

Vermont Moves to Deregulate Highways

October 27, 2017 The Winooski 0

WATERBURY – In a move to woo the support of the state’s libertarians and teenage drivers, VT. Secretary of Transportation has announced the deregulation of Vermont’s […]

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