Local Farm Unveils Holstein Freezing Technology for Fresher Milk
SHELDON – Looking to Vermont’s electoral primary on Tuesday, August 14, a local cow juice producer sees an opportunity to boost sagging sales and promote […]
Month: August 2018
Phil Scott Drops Out of Governor Race, Endorses Ethan Sonneborn
MONTPELIER – In a shocking move that surprised even his inner circle, Vermont Governor Phil Scott has dropped out of the gubernatorial race and has […]
State Government Loses Internet, Accidentally Gets Things Done
MONTPELIER – All of Vermont’s state government went without internet access yesterday after a fiber optic cable was accidentally severed, eliminating access to all state […]
Black Bear to Run Against Gov. Scott in Primary
WARREN – A black bear by the name of Teeth Grrrrn has emerged to challenge Vermont Governor Phil Scott as a late entry in the […]
Working Vermont Parents Struggling With Summer Childcare Options Turn to ICE for Help
WILLISTON – Childcare in Vermont has long been a struggle for families with two working parents, especially in the summer months when schools are out […]
Phish Opens Alpharetta Show with Extended Performance of “Tweezer,” Still in Progress
ALPHARETTA, GA – Vermont’s grooviest export, the band Phish closed down their three-night run at Verizon Wireless Amphitheater just outside of Atlanta, GA on Sunday […]
Syrup & Cows #061 – 8/5/18
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Norwich Man Worries He Doesn’t Have Enough Yard Signage to Earn His Liberal Card
NORWICH – The front lawn of the Saunders’ family home is littered with signs displaying messages like “Black Lives Matter” and “Bernie 2020,” but, despite […]
Vermont Stepping Up Interstate Border Enforcement
MONTPELIER – Vermont, in an effort to Make Itself Great Again, has closed its borders. No, not the one to Canada. “Those guys are great” […]
South Canadian Riders Causing Trouble for GMT
SOUTH CANADA – Buses operated by Green Mountain Transit, connecting the nation of South Canada to employment sites in St. Albans, have been experiencing problems with […]