Artificial Snow Industry Struggling to Keep Up With Lack of Demand
JEFFERSONVILLE – A collective groan could be heard throughout the room as the weather forecast was announced. “Again?!” shouted a voice from the back. “Seriously?” […]
Month: February 2019
United Methodist Church Votes to Exclude Any Members Over the Age of 33
ST. LOUIS – Churches throughout Vermont, the country, and the world were stunned yesterday when a special conference of the international United Methodist Church voted […]
Burlington Residents Sue City to Prevent Pothole Repair
BURLINGTON – A citizens group in Vermont’s largest city has filed a suit against Burlington that would prevent the repair or filling of any potholes, […]
Cold Feet Start to Bern Enthusiasm for Sanders in Burlington
BURLINGTON – Bernie Sanders is once again running for President. The former Mayor and long-term resident of the Queen City could actually be elected President. […]
Syrup & Cows #090 – 2/24/19 – Entering the Race
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Cris Ericson Unveils New Policy Platform in Advance of Run for Governor, House, Senate, Treasurer, Auditor, and Secretary of State
CHESTER – After the statewide legalization of marijuana, perennial candidate Cris Ericson, of the Marijuana Party, has had to pivot to a new platform. She […]
VT Governor Declares State of Emergency Over Loss of Veto Power
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott has declared a state of emergency today over the inability to veto House Bill H.57, which would codify into […]
Satire Site Unable to Post Anything Funny About Abortion
WINOOSKI – The biggest news story of this week left many local satirists scratching their heads as to how to cover the passing of H.57 […]
Burlington Police Chief Replaces All Lieutenants With Actors From New York
BURLINGTON – When Burlington Police Deputy Chief Shawn Burke left to run South Burlington’s police department, many were skeptical about the decision to hire a […]
Bernie Sanders Announces He Will Run For President as a Republican
COLCHESTER – Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders announced his 2020 bid for the presidency today on Vermont Public Radio. He promised that many things will be […]