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Month: June 2020

Towns Asked to Defund Police Departments, Even If They Don’t Have One

June 30, 2020 The Winooski 0

RANDOLPH – The Coalition Of Intellectual Liberals (C.O.I.L.) of Vermont has requested that towns without police forces show support for the defunding of police by […]

Syrup & Cows #160 – 6/28/20 – Isolacation

June 28, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Are College Roommates a Thing of the Past? The Burlington Housing Situation Gets Inexplicably Worse

June 23, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – As Vermont colleges continue to struggle with how and whether to open in the Fall, Burlington’s two schools, Champlain College and the University […]

Syrup & Cows #159 – 6/21/20 – Built For Two

June 21, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Latest News from Inside the South Canada Autonomous Zone

June 18, 2020 The Winooski 1

SOUTH CANADA – Several days ago a group of South Canadian citizens broke off from the tiny country that was once the town of Richford, […]

State Police To Be Equipped With Body Camcorders

June 16, 2020 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – Amid complaints about cloud storage costs for law enforcement body cameras, State Police spokesperson Red Lighter announced that a more economical solution has […]

Syrup & Cows #158 – 6/14/20 – Carded

June 14, 2020 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermonters Accidentally Paint “Black Levis Matter” in Front of State House

June 12, 2020 The Winooski 3

MONTPELIER – A group of Vermonters intending to support the “Black Lives Matter” movement have mistakenly painted the words “Black Levis Matter” on State Street […]

Local Satire Site Tries to Distance Itself From Recent Covid Outbreak

June 10, 2020 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – Vermont’s premiere local satire site The Winooski released a statement this week, attempting to assure its readers that there was absolutely no connection […]

Burlington Defunds Police Department, Entire Force Hired By State

June 8, 2020 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – In a move led by Burlington City Council Member Liberta Terrian, all funding for the B.P.D. was eliminated at last night’s Zoom Council […]

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