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Month: January 2021

Syrup & Cows #191 – 1/31/21 – Redundant

January 31, 2021 The Winooski 1

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Vermont Legislator Charged with “Zooming” While Driving

January 29, 2021 The Winooski 0

GLASTONBURY – State Representative Kamara Pixel, a Progressive Liberal from Glastonbury District 6-4, says she will fight a traffic citation issued to her last week […]

Syrup & Cows #190 – 1/24/21 – Mittens

January 24, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Trump Claims Biden Inauguration Has Smallest Attendance in Modern History

January 20, 2021 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Former President Donald Trump claimed today that Current US President Jo Biden’s inauguration had the smallest crowd size in recent years, and that […]

Trump Demands to Be Shot From a Cannon as He Exits the White House

January 18, 2021 The Winooski 0

WASHINGTON – Exiting President Donald Trump will reluctantly be leaving the White House on Wednesday morning, but he is demanding a full military sendoff as […]

Syrup & Cows #189 – 1/17/21 – Zombies

January 17, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Skiers Won’t Have to Hold It In

January 13, 2021 The Winooski 0

KILLINGTON – Vermont ski resorts are desperately seeking ways toto attract skiers notwithstanding the Governor’s strict COVID precautions. The common watch word these days is […]

Syrup & Cows #188 – 1/10/21 – A Good Run

January 10, 2021 The Winooski 0

Image Credits: Connor Byam.

Patriots Storm Vermont Capitol to Thank Governor for Hard Work and Dedication

January 7, 2021 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – The State House in Montpelier, VT was overrun yesterday with angry patriots, furious that not enough has been done to thank Governor Phil […]

Vermonters Concerned That 2021 is Eerily Similar to 2020

January 4, 2021 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – After having lived through several days of 2021, some Vermonters are expressing concerns that the year resembles 2020 more closely than they expected. […]

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