Syrup & Cows #191 – 1/31/21 – Redundant
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Month: January 2021
Vermont Legislator Charged with “Zooming” While Driving
GLASTONBURY – State Representative Kamara Pixel, a Progressive Liberal from Glastonbury District 6-4, says she will fight a traffic citation issued to her last week […]
Syrup & Cows #190 – 1/24/21 – Mittens
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Trump Claims Biden Inauguration Has Smallest Attendance in Modern History
WASHINGTON – Former President Donald Trump claimed today that Current US President Jo Biden’s inauguration had the smallest crowd size in recent years, and that […]
Trump Demands to Be Shot From a Cannon as He Exits the White House
WASHINGTON – Exiting President Donald Trump will reluctantly be leaving the White House on Wednesday morning, but he is demanding a full military sendoff as […]
Syrup & Cows #189 – 1/17/21 – Zombies
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Skiers Won’t Have to Hold It In
KILLINGTON – Vermont ski resorts are desperately seeking ways toto attract skiers notwithstanding the Governor’s strict COVID precautions. The common watch word these days is […]
Syrup & Cows #188 – 1/10/21 – A Good Run
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Patriots Storm Vermont Capitol to Thank Governor for Hard Work and Dedication
MONTPELIER – The State House in Montpelier, VT was overrun yesterday with angry patriots, furious that not enough has been done to thank Governor Phil […]
Vermonters Concerned That 2021 is Eerily Similar to 2020
WINOOSKI – After having lived through several days of 2021, some Vermonters are expressing concerns that the year resembles 2020 more closely than they expected. […]