Vermont Prepares to Swap Population With New York, New Jersey
WINOOSKI – Today marks the first day in a three-to-five-day experiment that will see Vermont swap up to 50% of its population with residents of […]
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New Survey Shows 100% of Vermonters Hold Moderate Political Views
WINOOSKI – In a shocking new survey, results show that the “liberal” state of Vermont is full of moderates. Even in the more “conservative” rural […]
Tesla Unveils Cybertruck, Modeled After Elon Musk’s Winning Pinewood Derby Car
PALO ALTO, CA – Little 9-year-old Elon Musk had no idea that the car he designed for his Cub Scout Pinewood Derby would one day […]
Syrup & Cows #129 – 11/24/19 – Snow Day
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In Political Compromise, BPD Officers Will Now Be Armed With Guns That Shoot Knives
BURLINGTON – When a city council member suggested that Burlington Police stop carrying guns, Chief Brandon Del Pozo balked at the idea, suggesting that the […]
VT Department of Health Cautions Residents Against Making Snow Angels After Reports of Ticks Wearing Tiny Coats and Hats
MONTPELIER – Children across the state are being warned against lying down in the snow by the Vermont Department of Health, thanks to new reports […]
Democrats Call George Washington As Impeachment Witness; Republicans Question His Patriotism
WASHINGTON – As another day of impeachment hearings drew to a close in the D.C., Democrats called a surprise witness in one of the nation’s […]
Flat Vermont Movement Gains Traction as Many Believe Green Mountains Are Fake
WINOOSKI – If you ask Lou Minotti whether he believes that Vermont’s green mountains are real, he’ll sigh and look up at you with sad […]
Disney Apologizes for Forgetting to Turn Off Its “Tuesday Storm” Setting
BURBANK, CA – The Walt Disney Company has issued an apology to the state of Vermont for causing a second missed day of school two […]
VT Board of Education to Battle Agency of Education in MMA Fundraiser
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont may be looking to disband its Board of Education, in favor of consolidating the board with the Agency of […]