Syrup & Cows #100 – 5/5/19 – Happy Anniversary!
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Articles by The Winooski
Vermont DMV Now Accepting Petroglyphs in Place of License Plates
MONTPELIER – After complaints from both law enforcement and residents across the state, the Vermont Department of Motor Vehicles announced this week that they will […]
First United Methodist Church in Burlington Rebrands as First Non-Binary Methodist Church
BURLINGTON – As churches across the country begin preparations to leave the United Methodist Church over its newly confirmed policies of exclusion, one Vermont congregation […]
Lost Hikers Forget Which Side of the Tree Snow Grows On
PITTSFIELD – Two hikers were found with no injuries yesterday afternoon after being lost for several hours. The two UVM students had planned a short […]
New Incentive Program Offers $10K and Legal Protection to Ponzi Schemes Willing to Relocate to Vermont
NEWPORT – After public pushback on his incentive program that offers $10K to individuals willing to relocate to Vermont and work remotely, Governor Phil Scott […]
Vermonters Would Support $10K Moving Incentive If a 100% Tax Were Added On
MONTPELIER – As reports come in that Vermont residents are unhappy with Governor Scott’s program that offer’s a $10,000 incentive for anyone willing to relocate […]
Fox Cancels Trump Presidency Show Due To Low Ratings; Appoints Kim Jong-Un As Replacement
Fox Media announced today that it is cancelling the Trump Presidency Show due to low ratings. “We don’t know what went wrong,” said Oliver North, […]
Syrup & Cows #099 – 4/28/19 – Orthodox
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As Workers Leave the State, Vermont Modifies Roombas to Fill the Gaps
MONTPELIER – State officials are asking Vermonters to use caution, and to not disturb any robots they may see on the roads or in the […]
South Canadian President Enters US Presidential Race
SOUTH CANADA – The already crowded field of potential Democratic nominees has gained yet another contender, as South Canadian president Charlene “Skunk” Bedard has thrown […]