Vermont Company Begins Selling Organic Tick Proteins
WEST DOVER – When Jason Cimex first began keeping ticks in his home, his friends and family thought he was going buggy, but now that […]
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Burlington Passes Resolution Condemning Canada For Not Exporting as Much Marijuana as Mexico
BURLINGTON – Much praise was heaped on Burlington, VT’s police force last week at a town hall meeting to address the opioid crisis. With fewer […]
Syrup & Cows #094 – 3/24/19 – Origin Story
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State Will Fill Quechee Gorge With Nearby Mountain at Request of Flatlanders
WOODSTOCK – Vermont will flatten Suicide Six this fall and use the rocks and soil to fill the Quechee Gorge. “This multibillion dollar effort will […]
Hell Completely Freezes Over For First Time Since 2015
UNDERWORLD – With the cold temperatures lasting longer than usual this winter, many have been looking forward to the sight of a completely frozen Hell […]
Glacio-Americans Celebrate the Infernal Equinox
WAITSFIELD – Last night marked the Infernal Equinox, the one night each year when Glacio-Americans come together for one last night of dancing and debauchery […]
Data Miners Struggling to Sell Info on Vermonters – “They Just Don’t Buy Much”
MONTPELIER – With Vermont’s new law requiring internet data brokers to register with the state, the once secretive industry is beginning to come out into […]
Vermont Business Invites Tree Huggers to Help Squeeze Sap Out of Stubborn Maples
NORTH HERO – A farm nestled in Vermont’s Lake Champlain Islands has achieved the pinnacle of capitalism; their customers pay for the privilege of doing […]
Bernie Sanders Treated For Minor Injuries After Several Female Candidates Shatter Glass Ceiling
SOUTH CAROLINA – Vermont Senator and presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was injured this weekend after being hit by flying glass from a nearby ceiling that […]
