Comedy Writers Sue Reality For Stealing Their Material
WINOOSKI – After years of grumbling and complaining, the writers of Vermont’s premiere satire site The Winooski have filed a lawsuit against reality claiming the theft […]
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Vermont Air Guard Now Tasked With Retrieving Tony Stark
SOUTH BURLINGTON – News leaked this week that American hero Tony Stark has been stranded in space after a catastrophic mission failure, leading to a […]
Syrup & Cows #079 – 12/9/18 – Road Conditions
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Sets Early Record For Number of Days of Complaining About Snow
SOUTH BURLINGTON – The National Weather Service branch located at the Burlington Intranational Airport has released data for the month of November showing a record number […]
South Canada Has Strong Concerns About Proposed U.S. Dirt Legislation
South Canada – A bipartisan coalition of U.S. governors have the small nation of South Canada concerned after recently announcing new measures that would regulate […]
All Vermont Summer Camps Now Full For 2019 Season
WINOOSKI – To those parents who had hoped to send their children to camp next summer but haven’t yet secured a spot, you may just […]
Santa Claus Under Probation For Attempting to Deliver Over 600 Pounds of Marijuana
NORTH POLE – Federal authorities confirmed this week that they have raided a compound at the North Pole belonging to Kristopher Kringle, better known throughout […]
BTV Changes Name to “Burlington Intranational Airport”
SOUTH BURLINGTON – With the loss of its only international flight, the Burlington International Airport, located in South Burlington, is being forced to change its […]
Syrup & Cows #078 – ‘Twas the Season
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Clinton, Sanders, Reportedly Hoping to Repeat Biggest Failures of Their Lives
WASHINGTON – Former Presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are both considering another failed run at the presidency in 2020. according to sources inside […]