Syrup & Cows #174 – 10/4/20 – Halloween Dreams
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Articles by The Winooski
Leaked Audio Confirms Trump Intentionally Got COVID-19 in an Attempt to Infect Joe Biden
WASHINGTON – In a newly released audio recording, which we were originally going to call “shocking,” but, let’s be honest, nothing is shocking anymore, Temporary […]
Syrup & Cows #173 – 9/27/20 – Abundance of Caution
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Vermont Principals Association Eliminates All History in Vermont Schools
MONTPELIER – Responding to complaints that history is biased and disrespectful, the dominating group of educational intellectuals in Vermont has ruled that all history has […]
President Trump Nominates Himself to Fill Justice Ginsburg’s Seat
WASHINGTON – In a move that some called “surprising,” and others called “inevitable,” Temporary President Trump has nominated himself to be appointed to the Supreme […]
Syrup & Cows #172 – 9/20/20 – Pumpkemon
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Who Ya Gonna Call? – Partybusters Squad Forms in Burlington
BURLINGTON – Colleges in Vermont are making rigorous efforts to break up student parties. As the weather gets colder the parties will descend indoors. The […]
Syrup & Cows #171 – 9/13/20 – Back to School
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Burlington Company Releases Edible Face Masks
BURLINGTON – Burlington’s CityPlace may have found new life as City Council engages in top secret negotiations with a business as experimental and entrepreneurial as […]
Syrup & Cows #170 – 9/6/20 – Blessed Quietness
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