In Political Compromise, BPD Officers Will Now Be Armed With Guns That Shoot Knives
BURLINGTON – When a city council member suggested that Burlington Police stop carrying guns, Chief Brandon Del Pozo balked at the idea, suggesting that the […]
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New Study Shows Burlington Residents Most Concerned About Climate Change and Parking
BURLINGTON – A new study commissioned by the city has shown that the primary areas of concern for Burlingtonians are climate change, and parking/traffic issues. […]
Ben & Jerry’s Sued By Unhappy Cows Over Wi-Fi Issues in Barn
SOUTH BURLINGTON – After a recent class-action lawsuit by their customers over their use of the term “happy cows,” ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s […]
LGBTQIAPK Community Sued for Discrimination By Rest of Alphabet
COLCHESTER – A class action lawsuit filed this week by several letters of the alphabet is claiming that the LGBTQIAPK community has shown discrimination by […]
CityPlace Developers Reveal New, Scaled Back Plan for Single-Family Home
BURLINGTON – The protesters in Burlington, who have spent the past few years railing against the 14 story “monstrosity” planned for the center of downtown, […]
Burlington Church Converts From Christianity to United Church of Cthulhu
BURLINGTON – A sign outside of the old church on North Avenue reads: “Under New Management – Grand Reopening – Starting October 31.” While churches […]
Ethan Allen House Closed After Burlington Realizes Original Builder Did Not File Proper Permits
BURLINGTON – A popular and historic building has been temporarily closed this week as the city of Burlington asks the Ethan Allen Homestead to file […]
NBC Lawsuit Claims Burlington’s CityPlace Storyline Too Similar to “Parks & Recreation” Pit Storyline
NEW YORK, NY – The city of Burlington will be going to court next year to defend themselves against a lawsuit from the National Broadcasting […]
Burlington To Assess Property Taxes on Church Street’s Engraved Bricks
BURLINGTON – In an effort to increase revenue without having to build more property, the city of Burlington has decided to begin assessing property taxes […]
Opinion: Stop Blaming the Poor Road For Your Bad Driving
BURLINGTON – Hey Road. Yeah you. I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re too wide. You need to go on a diet. Immediately. […]