State of Vermont Sued By Hackers Guild for Terrible Internet Speeds
MONTPELIER – In what will prove to be a precedent setting case, no matter the result, the Hackers Guild has filed a suit against the […]
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Gov. Scott Unable to Contact $10K Grant Recipients Due to Poor Cell Signal
BERLIN – Vermont made the news last year when Governor Phil Scott announced a $10K grant to out-of-state residents who might be willing to move […]
Vermont Racists Frustrated Over Inability to Be Prosecuted
MONTPELIER – Concern has arisen among Vermont’s top racists after an announcement from state Attorney General TJ Donovan that he will not prosecute anyone involved […]
Gov. Scott Throws Out All Taxes That Do Not Spark Joy
MONTPELIER – Vermont Democrats were feeling concerned about budgetary matters this week, after Governor Phil Scott declared that he was going to eliminate any state […]
Low Turnout at Homelessness Awareness Day Blamed on People Not Wanting to Be Stuck Outside in the Cold
MONTPELIER – Turnout in previous years has reportedly been much higher for the annual Homelessness Awareness Day and Memorial Vigil held each January at the […]
Vermont Now Offering $10,000 to Elderly Women Willing to Have Children
MONTPELIER – The State of Vermont is on record as offering $10,000 to entrepreneurs from out of state who will move to work and live […]
State of Vermont Hires Explorers to Find Undiscovered Revenue Streams
WINOOSKI – Many Vermonters have been speculating about Governor Scott’s existing revenue streams that he mentioned in his second inaugural address this week, and which […]
Gov. Scott Announces New Plan to Create Artificial Taxpayers
MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott was sworn in to a second term in office yesterday alongside a number of other elected officials. The governor […]
VT Hits Back Against New USDA Labels for GMO Foods
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont has something to say about the USDA’s new packaging labels for foods containing genetically modified ingredients. The updated branding […]
State Moves to Ban Beautiful Scenery After Multiple Traffic Accidents
MONTPELIER – As the house begins to prepare bills for the 2019 legislative session, some Vermont reps are discussing a new bill that would remove […]