Vermont Company Begins Selling Organic Tick Proteins
WEST DOVER – When Jason Cimex first began keeping ticks in his home, his friends and family thought he was going buggy, but now that […]
Southern Vermont
State Will Fill Quechee Gorge With Nearby Mountain at Request of Flatlanders
WOODSTOCK – Vermont will flatten Suicide Six this fall and use the rocks and soil to fill the Quechee Gorge. “This multibillion dollar effort will […]
NASA Tests Out New Asteroid Rover on Vermont Roads
WOODSTOCK – With NASA’s OSIRIS-REx making a successful landing on asteroid Bennu in December, more missions are planned, including advanced rovers that will drive over […]
Cris Ericson Unveils New Policy Platform in Advance of Run for Governor, House, Senate, Treasurer, Auditor, and Secretary of State
CHESTER – After the statewide legalization of marijuana, perennial candidate Cris Ericson, of the Marijuana Party, has had to pivot to a new platform. She […]
White College Students Plan to End Racism with ‘Groundbreaking’ New Art Exhibit
MARLBORO – Marlboro College seniors, Allison and Tanner, have begun hanging up fliers around Marlboro’s campus advertising an exhibit featuring their artwork opening on Friday […]
Vermont White Supremacists Deface Tanning Salon in South Burlington
SOUTH BURLINGTON – Following the defacement of several buildings, including Ohavi Zedek Synagogue and the Pride Center of Vermont, a new target has been vandalized […]
Bennington Middle Schoolers in Search of Investors for Start-Up
BENNINGTON – A group of five 7th and 8th graders from Bennington, VT has created a GoFundMe campaign in hopes of raising $200 to finance […]
Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall
POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]
Unforgivable: Celebrity Revealed to Be Flawed Human Being Who Made Mistake
DOVER – Yet another famous person has been ostracized from public life today as it was revealed that they made some sort of error of […]
Boardway & Cilley Funeral Home To Offer Mini Musicals Celebrating Lives of Recently Deceased
CHELSEA – In an new twist on the current trend of making musicals out of things that clearly weren’t meant to be musicals, a funeral […]