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Satire Site Unable to Post Anything Funny About Abortion

February 21, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – The biggest news story of this week left many local satirists scratching their heads as to how to cover the passing of H.57 […]

AirBnB Guest Confused about January Weather in Vermont

February 18, 2019 The Winooski 0

Alburgh – The increasing number of AirBnB owners across Vermont know that visitors come in all types—and hope that they don’t do any serious damage […]

Christian Landlord Fights “Uninhabitable” Ruling, Claims Rental Unit Condition is “Biblical”

February 15, 2019 The Winooski 0

SWANTON – When the local town health officer declared Chris Judge’s barn “uninhabitable” and informed the tenants that they would need to vacate, Judge made […]

Married Couples Push For Holiday to Celebrate Their Kind of Non-Romantic Love

February 14, 2019 The Winooski 0

ESSEX – A group of married couples in Essex is trying to create momentum for a new holiday in addition to Valentine’s Day that would […]

Flatlanders Complain About Influx of Wetlanders

February 11, 2019 The Winooski 1

HUNTINGTON – While the state prioritizes increasing Vermont’s stagnant and aging population, some residents are raising their voices against what some are calling “climate refugees.” […]

Zoning Committee Warns “Building Sidewalks Leads to Building Skyscrapers”

February 8, 2019 The Winooski 0

FAIRFIELD – The zoning committee in Fairfield has issued a dire warning to rural communities across the state, claiming that once they begin building sidewalks […]

Vermont White Supremacists Deface Tanning Salon in South Burlington

February 7, 2019 The Winooski 0

SOUTH BURLINGTON – Following the defacement of several buildings, including Ohavi Zedek Synagogue and the Pride Center of Vermont, a new target has been vandalized […]

State of Vermont Sued By Hackers Guild for Terrible Internet Speeds

February 5, 2019 The Winooski 0

MONTPELIER – In what will prove to be a precedent setting case, no matter the result, the Hackers Guild has filed a suit against the […]

Vermonters Overwhelmingly Oppose US Border Wall, Support Vermont Border Wall

January 29, 2019 The Winooski 0

POWNAL – A new survey of Vermont residents indicates very low support for President Trump’s proposed border wall between the US and Mexico, however very […]

Gov. Scott Unable to Contact $10K Grant Recipients Due to Poor Cell Signal

January 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

BERLIN – Vermont made the news last year when Governor Phil Scott announced a $10K grant to out-of-state residents who might be willing to move […]

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