Syrup & Cows #129 – 11/24/19 – Snow Day
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
In Political Compromise, BPD Officers Will Now Be Armed With Guns That Shoot Knives
BURLINGTON – When a city council member suggested that Burlington Police stop carrying guns, Chief Brandon Del Pozo balked at the idea, suggesting that the […]
VT Department of Health Cautions Residents Against Making Snow Angels After Reports of Ticks Wearing Tiny Coats and Hats
MONTPELIER – Children across the state are being warned against lying down in the snow by the Vermont Department of Health, thanks to new reports […]
Democrats Call George Washington As Impeachment Witness; Republicans Question His Patriotism
WASHINGTON – As another day of impeachment hearings drew to a close in the D.C., Democrats called a surprise witness in one of the nation’s […]
Flat Vermont Movement Gains Traction as Many Believe Green Mountains Are Fake
WINOOSKI – If you ask Lou Minotti whether he believes that Vermont’s green mountains are real, he’ll sigh and look up at you with sad […]
Disney Apologizes for Forgetting to Turn Off Its “Tuesday Storm” Setting
BURBANK, CA – The Walt Disney Company has issued an apology to the state of Vermont for causing a second missed day of school two […]
VT Board of Education to Battle Agency of Education in MMA Fundraiser
MONTPELIER – The state of Vermont may be looking to disband its Board of Education, in favor of consolidating the board with the Agency of […]
Syrup & Cows #128 – 11/17/19 – Flying For Thanksgiving
Image Credits: Connor Byam.
Vermont Announces Plan to Lower Pollution By Raising Taxes
MONTPELIER – Gov. Scott announced this week that he plans to combat climate change by raising taxes on Vermont residents. Different from the proposed “carbon […]
Harpoon Brewery: “Screw it, we’re going to quadruple the IPAs”
WINDSOR – For connoisseurs of Vermont’s local brewers, a trip to Harpoon Brewery is going to be a must this winter with the announcement of […]