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LGBTQIAPK Community Sued for Discrimination By Rest of Alphabet

November 4, 2019 The Winooski 0

COLCHESTER – A class action lawsuit filed this week by several letters of the alphabet is claiming that the LGBTQIAPK community has shown discrimination by […]

Syrup & Cows #126 – 11/3/19 – Heat

November 3, 2019 The Winooski 0

Vermont Calls for a Ban on 5G, Sunshine

November 2, 2019 Nadia Geddit 1

MONTPELIER – A legislative committee working on developing a Vermont-wide ban on 5G technology is calling for a complete ban on all such transmissions in […]

Number of Tainted Halloween Candy Incidents More Than Triples This Year to Still Zero

November 1, 2019 The Winooski 0

WINOOSKI – With zero reports of tainted Halloween trick-or-treats this year, parents are concerned, as this is ten times last year’s number of zero. In […]

Headless Horseman Rides Again, This Time For Charity

October 31, 2019 The Winooski 2

BENNINGTON – The Headless Horseman, or “The Hessian”, has been the stuff of nightmares for almost 200 years. But the Sleepy Hollow rider says his […]

Bernie Sanders Angry At Not Being Accused of Relationship With Staffer

October 30, 2019 The Winooski 1

WASHINGTON – Back on the campaign trail and in good health after a mild heart issue, Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders has expressed disappointment that he […]

CityPlace Developers Reveal New, Scaled Back Plan for Single-Family Home

October 29, 2019 The Winooski 1

BURLINGTON – The protesters in Burlington, who have spent the past few years railing against the 14 story “monstrosity” planned for the center of downtown, […]

Burlington Church Converts From Christianity to United Church of Cthulhu

October 28, 2019 The Winooski 0

BURLINGTON – A sign outside of the old church on North Avenue reads: “Under New Management – Grand Reopening – Starting October 31.” While churches […]

Syrup & Cows #125 – 10/27/19 – Leaves

October 27, 2019 The Winooski 0

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Governor Scott Refuses to Appoint Ombudsman, Budsman

October 26, 2019 The Winooski 1

MONTPELIER – Vermont Governor Phil Scott said this week that he will not seek the creation of two new positions, despite public pressure. Due to […]

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